Wilys Warriors - Episode 2 -Lord of the Rings

by Starnik

Narrarator: We see our heroes on another relaxing day...

Starnik: HA!  I schooled you at Smash Bros. AGAIN, Heat Man!

Ben: *Rolling eyes* Maybe if you didn't button mash so fast that your controller melts, the rest of us could stand a chance...

Starnik: *Standing on top of the couch, proclaiming his victory to the other members* I guess Heat Man isn't so... "hot" when it comes to video games?  I guess you could say I'm on... "fire"?

Ben: You know what?  That doesn't sound so bad. *Atomic Fires Starnik into a wall*

Starnik: *Slightly smoking* Ooww... grr, that's it!  Prepare for a Quick boomerang... up yer can!

Crash Man: Aw come on guys...  We just fixed up the place after your last battle leveled it...

Starnik:  Oh yeah... say, did anyone ever find Flash Man?

Shadowblade: *Popping down from the ceiling* Still looking!

Ben: You know, as an afterthought, we really shouldn't have fought next to that propane tank...

Air Man:  *Coming in with a bucket of ashes* Well gee, you think?  I'm STILL dusting up Wood man's left arm!

Wood Man: *stumbling in, burnt, and missing his left arm* Mummy, I dun wanna ride the roller coaster no more...

Air Man: Sigh...

Crash Man: Yeah, well lets just try to keep the mindless violence to a minimum, okay...?

Starnik: *under his breath* Said the man with missiles for hands...

Pointy: *Bursting into the room* Hey guys!  I found Flash Man!

Ben: Eh?  Where did he land?

Starnik: Do we need to bring a mop and a bucket?

Pointy:  You'll never believe where I found him...

Crash Man: Well?  Spill it already!  Where is he?

Pointy: Maybe I should show you...

*Later, at a Strip Bar*

Starnik: Uh... what exactly were you doing here, Pointy?

Pointy: Er... scientific research!

Ben: Riiiiiight...

Pointy: Just look, okay?! *points to Flash Man, who's staring hypnotically at one of the strippers*

Crash Man: Well this is just great... *rolls eyes* I guess I'll go get him... *walks over Flash Man* Yo Flash, it's time to go- eh? *Tries to tug on Flash Man, but he continues to just sit there, transfixed* Uh... Flash?  Wakey Wakey! *Waves his hand-er, missiles in front of Flash Man, trying to wake him up*  What is so great abou- *Looks upwards, and immediately sits down, also transfixed*

Starnik: What... just happened?

Ben: Well this is juuuuust great.  Now we have to drag both of those two out of here...

Wood Man: Don't worry, this sounds like a job for...

Wood and Air, together: THE MARSUPIAL BROTHERS!

Shadowblade: Oh brother...

*Wood Man and Air Man leap forward, try to move Crash and Flash, and then sit down and begin staring hypnotically at the Stripper*

Starnik: You know what?  I've got a bad feeling about this...

Heat Man: I don't get it... whenever they get close to that stripper, they go all hypnotic...

Shadowblade: Maybe we should get out of here, and come back with a tank... *Starts edging towards the door*

Gutsdozer: *Rolling in front of Shadowblade, wearing a bouncer suit* Not so fast!

Dragon: *Dressed as a Bartender* Hah!  It was only a matter of a time before you fell into our trap!

*Suddenly, the image of the stripper melts to reveal he was...*

Alien Wily:  I have you now, Wily's Warriors!

Starnik:  *sweatdrops* ...uh, why are you still wearing tassels?

Alien Wily:  They aren't tassels!  They are the Mind Control Devices and Holographic Generators!

Shadowblade:  Sure they are...

Alien Wily:  FOOLS!  Prepare for your doom!  *fires out a blast of energy*

Ben:  Let's see your blast get through my wall of Fla-hey! *Is picked up by Gutsdozer*

Gutsdozer:  KKkk-rush Wily's Warriors! *throws Ben into one of Alien Wily's mind control blasts*

Pointy:  Well let's see how you deal with my Metal Blades, Alien Wily!  *prepares to throw*

Alien Wily:  Fool!  Your attacks mean nothing to me!  *hits Pointy with another mind control blast*

Shadowblade:  *sweatdrops*  Well... now it's two against three...

Starnik:  Eh heh...  wow, this would be a good time for a mysterious ally to show up and save us!

*crickets chirp*

Starnik:  Dang.  I really thought that would work...  Oh well, suck on this!  QUICK BOOMERANG BARRAGE!  *fires off thousands of small quick boomerangs at the three villains*

*Quick boomerangs are deflected by Gutsdozer, who uses his huge hands to block them*

Shadowblade:  Well what now?

Starnik:  Err....

Alien Wily:  Enough!  Your foolish resistance ends now! *Blasts Starnik with mind control rays*

Shadowblade:  ...Oh, for the love of... *Dives under the Gutsdozer*  Ohhhhh-kay, let's see here, we have three huge, powerful villains who have managed to single-handedly take dow the other 7/8ths of our team... What do I have that can possibly get me out of this situation!

*Go go Gadget Flashback!*

Ben:  ...Anyway, I just found these newest items!  There called Mesmero rings....

Starnik: MORE rings?  Yeesh, first you had flight rings, now these?

Crash Man:  Yeah, it's not like I can wear those rings anyway...  *Waves his arms* Wily gave me missiles for hands?  Can you believe it?  I mean, how the heck am I supposed to open doors...

Wood Man:  Uh... I think you're just supposed to BLOW THEM UP.

Crash Man:  ...oh.

Shadowblade:  Can we PLEASE continue with what Ben was trying to tell us?

Ben:  Right!  Anyway, these Mesmero Rings allow you to send out hypnotic rays!  One shot and they are completely under your control!

Pointy:  ... Is that it?

Ben:  *Looking slightly deflated*  Well they also protect there users from hypnotic attacks...

Flash Man:  Hey guys!  Look over here, Pharon's fighting a hobo!

Starnik: Not AGAIN...

*End Flashback*

Shadowblade:  Wow, what a convenient flashback!  Those rings are what I need to get to save my fri- whoops! *Dodges one of Gutsdozer's massive fists*

Gutsdozer:  Kkkkrush puny Bubble Man!  *Punches the ground again, barely missing Shadowblade*

Shadowblade:  Yikes!  Let's see how you deal with a few Lead Bubbles, Dozer!  *fires several Lead Bubbles at Gutsdozers wheels, jamming them up*

Dragon:  You won't be able to escape that easily, cowardly bot!  *Flaps his massive wings, causing Shadowblade to go flying off*

Shadowblade:  Auuugh!!

Alien Wily:  Idiot!  Now we have to get him!

Dragon:  Heh heh... whoops?

*Meanwhile*

Shadowblade: *Slamming through the wall of the WW's "base"*  Ow... what a lousy flight.  No movie, no cute flight attendants...  *shakes head*  Now, let's see, I luckily landed in Ben's room, now to find the rings...

*Outside*

Dragon:  I think he landed somewhere around here...

Gutsdozer:  Kkkkrush!

Alien Wily:  Yes yes, we get it, you like to crush things!  Now do you still have all the Wily's Warriors in your trunk?

Gutsdozer: *saluting* Yes sah!

Alien Wily:  Good... That foolish Bubble Man won't dare attack us while we hold his fr- OW! *Gets pelted with a Lead Bubble*

Shadowblade:  Do you ever do anything other than talking?!

Alien Wily:  Ah, there you are... and yes, I do, as I'm about to show you! *fires off a hypnotic beam at Shadowblade, but it bounces off harmlessly*

Shadowblade:  I'll say this for Ben... he certainly knows how to pick his power-ups!

Alien Wily:  But how...?

Shadowblade:  I'll show you how!  Go, Mezmero Beam!  *Fires off a hypno beam at Gutsdozer*

Gutsdozer:  Gurrr... Kkkkrush...

Alien Wily:  Hah!  You pathetic ring can't hypnotize Guts-

Gutsdozer: ..ALIEN WILY! *whaps Alien WIly with one of his gigantic mitts*

Alien Wily:  *Flying off*  AUUUGH!!

Dragon:  A.W.!  Don't worry, I'm coming!  *flies off*

Shadowblade:  ...Wow, that was disappointingly easy.  *shrugs* Oh well.  *Hops over to Gutsdozer, and opens up his trunk*  Well, I guess I should un-hypnotize them...  *looks at the base, which is wrecked*  Hmmm.... or maybe...

*Later*

Shadowblade:  *sipping a drink, relaxing on a foldout lawn chair*  Ahhh!  This is the life!

Starnik:  *Fanning Bubble with a palm leaf*  Yes Master Shadowblade...

Shadowblade:  Too bad Gutsdozer was only good for "Krushing" things... oh well! *pats a large sack of money*  I made a fortune on him at the recycling center!

Pointy:  We finished fixing the wall, Ma-...huh?  *shakes head*  What the... what happened?!

Starnik:  *Looking at his fan*  And why am I holding a palm leaf?

Shadowblade:  Whoops!  It looks like Ben's ring-powers lose there effect after awhile...

Ben:  *Shouting from inside the house* WHY AM I DRESSED UP AS A MAID?!  SHADOWBLAAADE!!

Shadowblade:  Gee, now would be a good time to have an "Invisibility Ring" too!

The End