- Special - Tasty Gobs of DOOM
Storyboard by Flash Man
Written by Metal Man
Starnik as Quick Man
Darksage as Crash Man
Ben as Heat Man
Cyros as Flash Man
Aku as Bubble Man
Naoshi as Metal
Shadowstrike as Air Man
Iga as Wood Man
Author's note: Please excuse the lack of halloween sprites and
possibly the quality of the epilogue (Not that it's bad or anything). I
was in a little rush with last minute writing. Enjoy anyways and Happy
is a wonderful night for All Hallows Eve... the moon is a mere sliver
in the sky. The clouds dance across the blanket of twilight. Below,
people of all ages scurry about to celebrate this spooky holiday. Some
prance from door to door, dressed in amusing disguises so that they may
garner delicious sweets. Others gather in large gatherings, swinging
their bodies to loud music and occasionally making out in dark corners.
Yet all the while, there are a few that dare to tamper with forces
beyond their control...
we really be doing this...?
Punk Teen: Dude, why not? We're a gang of misfits, tampering with
forces beyond our control is right up our alley!
Nerdy Teen: *shnrk* I'm not going to be a sacrifice, am I?
Punk Teen: Of course not, why would I even think of sacrificing a good
friend? (He's catching on to me.)
Nerdy Teen: L-Look! *shrnk* It's the crypt!
(The three teens have stumbled upon a decayed crypt in the woods)
Punk Teen: Badass. *opens a book*
Emo Teen: Um...that wouldn't happen to be a Necronomicon, right?
Punk Teen: No shit. Do you realize how hard that thing is to find?
*holds up the book* This, my emo friend, is "How to Summon Very Bad
Things, For Dummies (Volume Sixteen!)"
Emo Teen: I'm not emo! *cries*
Nerdy Teen: Yes you are. *shnrk*
Punk Teen: Shut it. *reads* Alright, let's see here...all I have to say
is uh..Hey, Nerdy. How do you say this sentence right here?
Nerdy Teen: Why, it's pronounced, "Utha... ackbay... NATTATOR!"
(Suddenly, a crazy 50’s Soviet soldier runs by with a rocket
aims it at the crypt and fires, blowing it sky high)
Teens: Holy crap!
Soviet Soldier: NATTATOR! AHAHAHAHAHA! *runs away*
Nerdy Teen: This reminds me of this one imported anime I've wat-
Punk Teen: Shut it. *throws the book down to the ground* This book is a
load of s-
(A roar suddenly erupts from the ruins of the crypt! The rubble is
pushed aside as a giant, muscular being rises from the burning inferno!)
dare summons me from Hell?
Teens: !!!!! *shakes in horror*
at the teens* Well? Speak...
Nerdy Teen: THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS MANG-
the Nerdy Teen up with a rocket launcher*
Punk Teen: RUN FOR IT! *runs*
Emo Teen: *sighs* What's the point...we're all going to die someday
anyways. *gets blown up with a rocket launcher aswell*
(The Cyberdemon summons a skeleton in a metal armor that is equipped
with shoulder-mounted rockets launchers, known as a Revenant, after the
last surviving teen in the woods)
homing missiles at the Punk Teen*
Punk Teen: *sees the imcoming missiles* OH CRAP! OH CRAP! OH
CRA-*explodes from the impact of the missiles*
master. What day is it?
6/6/06, isn't it? How else did I got summoned?
(A cellphone from one of the Teen's remaining corpse rings.
the Revenant picks it up.)
what is this?
the phone from him and looks at the date
displayed on the phone, being October 31st 2009* ...
Teen Over Phone: Like, hello?!
roars very loudly and crushes the phone into
peices with his bare hands* WE'VE MISSED 6/6/06 3 YEARS AGO!
What are gonna do now?
shall bring an apocalyptic rampage upon this mortal world!
(The cyberdemon then summons various monsters and they all head to a
city to bring destruction.)
Narrator: *yawn* Enough of this 666 bogus crap. Let's all see how the
Warriors are doing. So meanwhile at Wily's Castle...
Cyros: Woot! This is the best
halloween party ever!
Darksage: Not with you around,
Shadowstrike: And what the hell are
you suppose to be, Cyke?
Cyros: Captain Falcon! SHOW ME
Shadowstrike: Gladly. *grabs Cyros
by the arm and throws him to a wall*
Cyros: Oof! What did I do...
Shadowstrike: Disgracing Falcon's
name. You're not cool enough to be
Cyros: *gets up* We'll see about
that. I'm definitely gonna win that
costume party contest they're holding at the city tonight!
Darksage: Yeah and Naoshi has a
better chance at winning the contest
than you do.
Cyros: And what the hell is Naoshi
suppose to be?
Shadowstrike: *sighs*...a pet rock.
Cyros: ...Are you kidding me?
Darksage: Really? I'm seriously
considering taking back what I've just
Naoshi: Huh? Did someone mentioned
Shadowstrike: In speaking of the
Naoshi: *is wearing a rock in
shape of a swimming tube around him*
What? It's my pet rock costume!
Shadowstrike: That is the worst pet
rock costume I've ever seen. Get
the hell out of here!
Naoshi: Well yeah?! FINE! I'LL
MAKE A BETTER COSTUME AND I'LL WIN THAT
STUPID CONTEST CYROS WAS TALKING ABOUT! *storms off*
Darksage: Good riddence!
(Elsewhere in the party)
Iga: *holding a clipboard* Candy
corn? Check. *writes a check on the
checklist* Pumpkin pie? Check. *writes another check* A bowl of punch?
... *looks around the table* ...Not check. Sigh. I knew I forgot
something! But I have to get my costume ready.
Naoshi: *walking by* -and they'll
make the winner of that contest! Not
Iga: *ahem* Naoshi?
Naoshi: *stops* Hi Iga!
Iga: Can you do me a favor and get
the bowl of punch from the kitchen?
Naoshi: Uh, okay! *runs off*
back with various party stuff* Er...You shouldn't gave
Naoshi, of all people, an errand.
Iga: Nah, he'll be alright and come
back with the punch. The kitchen is
right behind us!
you say so.
(At Wily's lab)
Naoshi: Man, this place looks
really different for a kitchen...
(Naoshi looks around the lab and spots a vial on a table containing
Naoshi: Oohhh...Found the punch...
I think! *takes it*
(At the hallways)
can't be too far from this place...I hope he hasn't found
Wily's lab by himself again. *walks to the lab's door and takes a peak
through the window of the door* ...!
Naoshi: Hmm...Maybe I should take
a sip, I'm sort of thirsty now.
open the door* YOU IDIOT! DON'T DRINK THAT!
Naoshi: *takes a sip* Huh? That's
weird I-*turns to stone; then drops
the vial to the ground shattering it into peices*
is SO gonna kill me for this. Now what the hell am I
going to do while I find the cure? Maybe I should hide him
somewhere...but then people are going to think he disappeared and make
a search for him. Damn it! *takes the broom and the dustpan to sweep
the shards away*
in* Hey, what's going on over there? *sees Naoshi* ...What
me guess, Naoshi somehow turned himself into a stone by
drinking yet ANOTHER vial, right?
only that, he dropped the vial to the ground, and it's
shattered all over the floor. And now I'm trying to clean up after him
before Wily sees this.
I can't wait to tell Wily about this! He's so gonna kill
Naoshi and maybe you!
you do, I'll swear I will tell everyone about your deepest
Whatever, I won't tell Wily.
Now promise to not to tell anyone about this, okay? Not
even Iga. Now help me hide Metal Moron somewhere.
don't even need to do that.
Why is that?
dumbass wanted to be a "pet rock" for Halloween. I think we
can fool everyone with the statue thinking it's his costume.
(Back at the Party)
Iga: I guess Ben isn't here.
Aku: Perhaps he's too busy
killing celebrities and the likes?
Darksage: No shit, Sherlock Holmes.
Starnik: Did someone called me?
Shadowstrike: *looks at Starnik's
costume* A Sherlock Holmes costume
Darksage: Starnik, it's the same
costume from last year and the year
before! Can't you wear a different costume for a change?
Cyros: But we've only known each
other for a year!
Darksage: Well, my point still
stands. It's the same costume from last
year. Wear something else!
Starnik: Blah blah blah. You guys
always bicker and bicker over trivial
Iga: I have to admit that is still
kind of lazy, boss.
Starnik: Excuse me?
(Whiz and Bass returns to the party with Naoshi's statue on a wagon)
the wagon* Hi.
Iga: Hey. Did any of you guys get
yeah. *places it on the table*
Iga: Huh? Why is Naoshi on a wagon?
just wanted to ride the wagon! Isn't it fun, Naoshi?
a terrible impersonation of Naoshi's voice* Yes, very fun.
Wheeeee. And I got a new costume, I did not certainly turned into a
stone. Nope. Not at all, folks!
Starnik: Nice costume, Naoshi. It
looks really as if you're really a
Shadowstrike: Meh. I admit, it's
better than Cyros' disgraceful costume.
Cyros: Screw you.
I have to super go. See ya! *runs off*
you guys have fun with your party. *runs off too*
Cyros: That's odd.
Iga: Who cares? We have a party,
Wily: *walks in* What are you guys doing?!
Iga: Aw man...
Wily: There's no party this year! You all are going to guard my
fortress while I'm...uh, terrorizing little children while they're
trick or treating! I don't want an intruder here causing havoc on my
lab while I'm gone. You got that?
Shadowstrike: You could just
condense it to just "Blah blah I'm leaving
the fortress for a bit, you guys guard it because I'm a smelly old man."
Wily: And you could just condense it to "yes sir". Now everyone clean
up this mess and guard my fortess while I'm gone! *leaves*
Shadowstrike: *flips off behind
Wily's back* I swear. Every damn day he
has to ruin our fun like it's any of his business.
Starnik: Annddd since when do we
even do what he says? It's not like
he'll find out we're going to continue the party anyways.
Shadowstrike: Screw it. It's almost
trick or treat time anyways!
Cyros: But where do we go trick or
treating at? We don't want to end up
running into Wily.
Starnik: True. Any idea, guys?
Darksage: ...You know, it's been
awfully quieter than usual for some
Darksage: Nah, maybe it's just me.
Shadowstrike: ...Right. How about
Darksage: Why New Jersey?
Shadowstrike: You'll know when we
Iga: Why do I have a bad feeling
(At a town New Jersey)
Cyros: Alright! It's time for some
awesome Trick or Treating! We all
should split into groups. Darksage and Shadowstrike, you 2 group up. I
group up with Starnik and Naoshi. And Iga and Aku you both group
Starnik: Sounds good.
Iga: Can't wait to get candy!
Darksage: ...Huh? *follows*
(Scene shifts to Shadowstrike and Darksage)
Darksage: So what are we doing?
Shadowstrike: We're going to pull
pranks, what else? *sees a car
coming* Watch this.
(The car happens to be Turbo Man, who has transformed into a car,
carrying his Drastic Measures teammates around the town for halloween)
Shadowstrike: *puts nails all over
*spots the nails* HIT THE BREAKS!
I CANT STOP ITTT! *his tires hits the nails and they all
pop* Oh, great. Just great! Whose idea was it to put the nails on the
Darksage: *pops out of the bushes;
dressed in a business outfit* Was
that popped tires I've just heard? We can fix those tires for a fee!
Shadowstrike: *pops out of the bush
too; dressed in the same outfit*
Yep! All you need to do is sign this contract...
Okay! *gets a pen out and goes to sign but Turbo Man stops
him by slapping his hand thats holding the pen causing him to drop it*
You two look familiar...or should I say *throws burning
tires at them burning their outfit away* ...Aha!
Shadowstrike: Oh shit.
Darksage: Run for it. It's 8
(The Drastic Measures team goes after the 2 Warriors)
(Scene shifts to Iga and Aku)
Iga: *rings a doorbell on the house
and the door opens*
and Iga: TRICK OR TREAT!
Old Man: *picks up a shotgun* You dang kids on Halloween!
(Iga and Aku ducks as the gun fires a shot..which shoots out a
Old Man: How did you know...? You must be the same dang kids from last
Aku: But I...
Iga: Seriously? Rubber duckies?
(The rubber duck attacks Iga)
Iga: AAAAAAAAAA! IT'S A LIVING
RUBBER DUCKY AND ITS BITING ME!!!
Old Man: *shoots out more attacking rubber ducks*
Aku: RUN! *runs*
Iga: *runs with Aku*
(Scene shifts to Cyros, Naoshi and Starnik)
Cyros: *looks at his Candy bucket*
... *then looks at Starnik's bucket*
...How did you get so much more candy than me and Naoshi
combine-*Starnik runs away fast*
Starnik: *speeding through the
neighborhood collecting lots of candy*
TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT!
TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT!
TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT!
TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT!
Cyros: *sighs* I just hope he
saves half of those for us.
Cyros: I can't believe people
always compliment on how realistic your
costume really looks. I mean, it isn't really that special. Come on,
Captain Falcon is a better choice for a costume anyway!
(Near a house Starnik just went to)
Starnik: *rings doorbell*
TRICKORTREAT! *gets candy and runs off*
3 mysterious kids: *rings the same doorbell* TRICK OR TREAT!
Person: *gives candy* Here you go, kids.
3 mysterious kids: *rips off costume revealing they're actually imps
(Scene shifts to Naoshi and Cyros again)
Cyros: *sighs* Are you ever gonna
speak? You know you don't have to
pretend to be your costume you know. You don't see me acting like
(Cyros hears screaming)
Cyros: Someone is in danger! *runs
to where the screaming is and sees a
dead body and 3 imps* What the hell?!
fireballs at Cyros*
Cyros: Oh shit. *dodges* FALCON
PUNCH *punches an imp which leaves
little or no impact* Er...
Imp: *throws Cyros to a car*
Cyros: Oof! Well, see if you like
this! *shoots the Imps with his
buster; killing them*
Starnik: *runs back to Cyros* What
the hell is going on?
Cyros: *points to the dead Imps*
Starnik: You killed little kids
dressed as imps?!
Cyros: No! They ARE imps!
Starnik: I don't beleive you.
(A loud explosion is heard and rocks the town, Darksage,
are running from where the sound came from)
Starnik: What did you 2 do?
Shadowstrike: Seriously! After we
lost the Drastic Measures from
chasing us...all of a damned sudden demons attacked us!
Darksage: Yeah! And we're greatly
outnumbered by them too!
Cyros: See?! I've told ya but you
Starnik: Oh shush, I was just
uh...*gets shot many times from a
Cyros: *points* LOOK! ZOMBIE
(An army of Chaingun Zombies goes after the Warriors)
*aims their guns at the Warriors*
(Various attacks from the Warriors completely underwhelms the army;
destroying them all)
Starnik: ...I thought you guys
said you were greatly outnumbered? There
didn't seem to be that many.
Darksage: That was just a small
portion of them.
Shadowstrike: Yeah. Here's the rest
of the demonic army now! *points at
one side of the town*
(A huge army of various monsters appears on the horizon causing
destruction in their path)
and Aku: *returns from the other side of the town* Guys guys!
Iga: You won't beleive what
happened! We were being chased by a crazy
old man until demo-
Cyros: We know! ...Wait, did you
guys just came from the other side of
Cyros: ...Shit! *looks at the
horizon from the other side of the town
showing more demons*
Starnik: Well...They don't really
look so tou-*bursts into flames*
Darksage: Oh what now?
Iga on fire*
Iga: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WHY ME WHY ME!
*runs around in circles*
Aku: *puts out the fire with
bubble lead on both Iga and Starnik*
the dead imps and chaingun zombies with fire*
Starnik: How pointless! We can
just easily destroy that army again.
Shadowstrike: But not with that
about to set the Warriors on fire*
Starnik: Oh... RUN!
Cyros: Where?! We're nearly
Shadowstrike: *points to a
construction site nearby* Over there! *runs*
(Everyone goes to the construction site)
Cyros: *looks around to see
nothing but a dead end in the area* Great
idea, Fan Boy. This is certainly gonna help us survive the onslaught of
demons. *rolls eyes*
Shadowstrike: Shut it. I know what
(Arch-vile and the army advances closer to the Warriors)
Aku: Here they come!
Starnik: Looks like we have no
choice! Everyone attack with everything
(The entire army minus the Arch-vile gets obliterated again)
and is about to revive the army again*
Shadowstrike: Good! He's distracted!
Iga, pull the lever behind you!
Iga: Uh, okay. *turns around and
(The Arch-vile gets crushed by the falling construction platform)
Iga: Awesome! Now let's...*sees an
army of floating flaming skulls
*flies into the Warriors but ignoring Naoshi*
Cyros: Ack! They're everywhere!
What are we going to do!?
Starnik: Let's get out of here!
Darksage: But we can't! *points at
an army of giant floating heads
blocking their way out of the construction site*
Aku: We're done for!
about to spit fireballs at the Warriors but gets
interrupted by an explosion* ?? *looks to the left and gets blown up by
an atomic fire*
*stops and spots Ben* ...! *gets blown up too*
Ben: No one attempts killing my
friends BUT ME!
Iga: For once I'm glad to see you!
Ben: *sets Iga's foot on fire*
Iga: EEE! MY FOOT!
Ben: Bring it on you demonic
(Ben takes on the giant army of demons while the Warriors watches)
Aku: Should we help him?
Starnik: Nah. I think he's good by
finally. My new throne is complete. *sits on the throne*
*arrives* We're getting attacked by a robot!
is a robot?
Aren't you made of robotic parts?
(The Cyberdemon blasts the zombie with a rocket)
one dares question me! *summons more Arch-viles* Capture
this so called "robot" and bring it to me!
in agreement and goes to the battlefield*
(Back at the battlefield)
Starnik: What's the kill count?
Cyros: Too many to catch up!
Probably 2400 by now.
Iga: GO BEN!
(Suddenly an army of Arch-viles appears reviving every demonic
in the battlefield)
Shadowstrike: Oh that's so cheap!
Starnik: This will just double the
kill count, right?
(Ben gets overwhelmed and eventually gets exhausted from all of the
killing. He then gets captured by the demons and the massive army
leaves the town with him)
Starnik: Noooo!!! It was just
getting to the good part! What a ripoff
this movie is!
Cyros: Stop bickering guys. We
gotta rescue Ben!
(The Warriors agree and carefully follows the army without getting
noticed and they eventually find the Cyberdemon's place.)
this is what a robot looks like...
aren't you part rob-*gets blown up*
NO ONE QUESTIONS ME! NO ONE!
you ARE part rob-*gets blown up as well*
SAID NO ONE QUESTIONS ME!! Now, everyone... Continue your
havoc on Earth while I turn this robot thing into one of us!
(The Warriors are hiding behind various objects; watching what is
Cyros: Look! The demons are
leaving. Looks like they're going to
continue their havoc. Now this is our chance to save Ben!
Iga: We have to hurry up and save
Ben! Just imagine what'd happen if he
becomes one of them!
Starnik: Then we have to stop the
Shadowstrike: *turns around to see
Turbo Man and Cloud Man* What the?
Drastic Measures again?
Man: Just the 2 of us. The rest are fighting off the demons along
with other teams. Me and Cloud Man figured we could give you guys a
hand in this battle.
Starnik: Sure, why not? We've got
to hurry up now though.
LET'S GO!! YEAH!!!
noticing them and is chanting with a book to turn Ben
into a demon*
*interrupts the last bit of the chanting with random words*
fool. That did nothing! I can just kill you off
and chant agai-
(The place rumbles)
Cyros: What's going on?!
Naoshi: *is transforming*
Starnik: Aw shit.
Iga: It's nice knowing you guys.
(The rumble stops as Naoshi has finally transformed into a giant
hideious demonic Metal Man! ...who is completely stuck as he's still a
Cyros: I guess even when he
becomes a demon he's still brainless!
Iga: Somehow, I'm starting to think
that's not the case.
Cyros: Why is that?
Iga: I think he's really a statue.
Darksage: Don't make me laugh,
Iga. It's Naoshi, remember?
I could only do this once! *points his rocket launcher
at Cloudman* You die now!
random guy: *runs in with a Doom Marine costume* Woah! It's like
there's really a Cyberdemon here! Awesome!
a rocket at the guy*
*Doom death scream*
Ben: *sees the BFG and takes it*
A costume BFG prop? *blows him to the side with a
(The BFG falls into Cyros' hands)
Cyros: I got it!
(A Hell Knight appears and spots the fake BFG; he goes after Cyros)
Cyros: Eep! *shoots the Hell
Knight with a BFG proving it is indeed
*gets blasted into bits*
pale* ...Shit. *runs*
Starnik: Everyone! Attack!
(The Warriors and 2 members of Drastic Measures attacks the
The Cyberdemon eventually dies)
Cyros: *does a captain falcon
pose* Falcon Vict-*gets punched in the
face by Shadowstrike*
Shadowstrike: JUST because you got
the BFG doesn't make you any cooler.
(With the Cyberdemon gone, all of the demons retreats back to hell)
Iga: We saved the world! Yay!
I guess that means everything is back to normal!
Uh, not quite.
Huh? *looks at the broken tires* ...Oh, right.
Darksage: It was his idea! *points
at Shadowstrike then runs*
*chases after both Darksage and Shadowstrike with Cloudman*
YOU OWE ME NEW TIRES!
Cyros: *sighs* Things will never
change, do they?
(Later that night, the Halloween costume contest mentioned earlier
the epilogue is over and now they are revealing the winners of the
Announcer: 1st place goes to...Naoshi! Naoshi wins for the most
realistic costume this year! *places a 1st place ribbon on Naoshi and
he tumbles down and crashes to the ground breaking apart*
Naoshi: *pops out of the statue*
Yay! I win! I WIN!!! Wait...what
Cyros: YOU BASTARD! *chases after
Naoshi: Eep! *runs*
Cyros: See if you'd like a Falcon
Darksage: I guess I was right!
Naoshi had a better chance winning in
the contest than Cyros!