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Wily's Warriors - Special - Tasty Gobs of DOOM
Storyboard by Flash Man 
Written by Metal Man|
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Cyberdemon:
Who
dare summons me from Hell?Cyberdemon:
*looks
at the teens* Well? Speak...Cyberdemon:
*blows
the Nerdy Teen up with a rocket launcher*
Revenant:
*shoots
homing missiles at the Punk Teen*Cyberdemon:
Good
job Revenant.Revenant:
Uh,
master. What day is it?Cyberdemon:
It's
6/6/06, isn't it? How else did I got summoned?Revenant:
Master,
what is this?Cyberdemon:
*snatches
the phone from him and looks at the date
displayed on the phone, being October 31st 2009* ...Revenant:
Master?Cyberdemon:
...Cyberdemon:
*demonic
roars very loudly and crushes the phone into
peices with his bare hands* WE'VE MISSED 6/6/06 3 YEARS AGO!Revenant:
What?!
What are gonna do now?Cyberdemon:
I
shall bring an apocalyptic rampage upon this mortal world!Cyros: Woot! This is the best
halloween party ever!
Darksage: Not with you around,
honestly.
Shadowstrike: And what the hell are
you suppose to be, Cyke?Cyros: Captain Falcon! SHOW ME
YOUR MOVES!Shadowstrike: Gladly. *grabs Cyros
by the arm and throws him to a wall*Cyros: Oof! What did I do...Shadowstrike: Disgracing Falcon's
name. You're not cool enough to be
Captain Falcon.Cyros: *gets up* We'll see about
that. I'm definitely gonna win that
costume party contest they're holding at the city tonight!Darksage: Yeah and Naoshi has a
better chance at winning the contest
than you do.Cyros: And what the hell is Naoshi
suppose to be?Shadowstrike: *sighs*...a pet rock.Cyros: ...Are you kidding me?Darksage: Really? I'm seriously
considering taking back what I've just
said...Naoshi: Huh? Did someone mentioned
me?Shadowstrike: In speaking of the
devil...Darksage:
What.the.fuck.are.you.wearing?Naoshi: *is wearing a rock in
shape of a swimming tube around him*
What? It's my pet rock costume!Shadowstrike: That is the worst pet
rock costume I've ever seen. Get
the hell out of here!Naoshi: Well yeah?! FINE! I'LL
MAKE A BETTER COSTUME AND I'LL WIN THAT
STUPID CONTEST CYROS WAS TALKING ABOUT! *storms off*Darksage: Good riddence!
Iga: *holding a clipboard* Candy
corn? Check. *writes a check on the
checklist* Pumpkin pie? Check. *writes another check* A bowl of punch?
... *looks around the table* ...Not check. Sigh. I knew I forgot
something! But I have to get my costume ready.Naoshi: *walking by* -and they'll
make the winner of that contest! Not
Cyr-Iga: *ahem* Naoshi?Naoshi: *stops* Hi Iga!Iga: Can you do me a favor and get
the bowl of punch from the kitchen?Naoshi: Uh, okay! *runs off*
Whiz:
*coming
back with various party stuff* Er...You shouldn't gave
Naoshi, of all people, an errand.Iga: Nah, he'll be alright and come
back with the punch. The kitchen is
right behind us!Whiz:
If
you say so.Naoshi: Man, this place looks
really different for a kitchen...Naoshi: Oohhh...Found the punch...
I think! *takes it*Whiz:
He
can't be too far from this place...I hope he hasn't found
Wily's lab by himself again. *walks to the lab's door and takes a peak
through the window of the door* ...!Naoshi: Hmm...Maybe I should take
a sip, I'm sort of thirsty now.Whiz:
*slams
open the door* YOU IDIOT! DON'T DRINK THAT!Naoshi: *takes a sip* Huh? That's
weird I-*turns to stone; then drops
the vial to the ground shattering it into peices*Whiz:
...Wily
is SO gonna kill me for this. Now what the hell am I
going to do while I find the cure? Maybe I should hide him
somewhere...but then people are going to think he disappeared and make
a search for him. Damn it! *takes the broom and the dustpan to sweep
the shards away*
Bass:
*walks
in* Hey, what's going on over there? *sees Naoshi* ...What
the hell?Whiz:
I
can explain!Bass:
Let
me guess, Naoshi somehow turned himself into a stone by
drinking yet ANOTHER vial, right?Whiz:
Not
only that, he dropped the vial to the ground, and it's
shattered all over the floor. And now I'm trying to clean up after him
before Wily sees this.Bass:
Ohhh,
I can't wait to tell Wily about this! He's so gonna kill
Naoshi and maybe you!Whiz:
If
you do, I'll swear I will tell everyone about your deepest
darkest secret.Bass:
*gulp*...Fine.
Whatever, I won't tell Wily.Whiz:
Good.
Now promise to not to tell anyone about this, okay? Not
even Iga. Now help me hide Metal Moron somewhere.Bass:
We
don't even need to do that.Whiz:
Oh?
Why is that?Bass:
The
dumbass wanted to be a "pet rock" for Halloween. I think we
can fool everyone with the statue thinking it's his costume.Iga: I guess Ben isn't here.
Aku: Perhaps he's too busy
killing celebrities and the likes?Darksage: No shit, Sherlock Holmes.
Starnik: Did someone called me?Shadowstrike: *looks at Starnik's
costume* A Sherlock Holmes costume
again? Predictable.Starnik: So?Darksage: Starnik, it's the same
costume from last year and the year
before! Can't you wear a different costume for a change?Cyros: But we've only known each
other for a year!Darksage: Well, my point still
stands. It's the same costume from last
year. Wear something else!Starnik: Blah blah blah. You guys
always bicker and bicker over trivial
things.Iga: I have to admit that is still
kind of lazy, boss.Starnik: Excuse me?Iga: Nothing.Whiz:
*pulling
the wagon* Hi.Bass:
Hello.Iga: Hey. Did any of you guys get
the punch?Whiz:
Uh,
yeah. *places it on the table*Iga: Huh? Why is Naoshi on a wagon?Bass:
He
just wanted to ride the wagon! Isn't it fun, Naoshi?Naoshi: ...Bass:
...Right,
Naoshi?Naoshi: ...Bass:
*COUGH*
RIGHT, NAOSHI?!Whiz:
*makes
a terrible impersonation of Naoshi's voice* Yes, very fun.
Wheeeee. And I got a new costume, I did not certainly turned into a
stone. Nope. Not at all, folks!Bass:
*facepalm*Starnik: Nice costume, Naoshi. It
looks really as if you're really a
stone!Shadowstrike: Meh. I admit, it's
better than Cyros' disgraceful costume.Cyros: Screw you.Whiz:
Well,
I have to super go. See ya! *runs off*Bass:
Yeah,
you guys have fun with your party. *runs off too*Starnik: Strange.Cyros: That's odd.Iga: Who cares? We have a party,
guys!
Dr.
Wily: *walks in* What are you guys doing?!Iga: Aw man...Dr.
Wily: There's no party this year! You all are going to guard my
fortress while I'm...uh, terrorizing little children while they're
trick or treating! I don't want an intruder here causing havoc on my
lab while I'm gone. You got that?Shadowstrike: You could just
condense it to just "Blah blah I'm leaving
the fortress for a bit, you guys guard it because I'm a smelly old man."Dr.
Wily: And you could just condense it to "yes sir". Now everyone clean
up this mess and guard my fortess while I'm gone! *leaves*Shadowstrike: *flips off behind
Wily's back* I swear. Every damn day he
has to ruin our fun like it's any of his business.Starnik: Annddd since when do we
even do what he says? It's not like
he'll find out we're going to continue the party anyways.Shadowstrike: Screw it. It's almost
trick or treat time anyways!Cyros: But where do we go trick or
treating at? We don't want to end up
running into Wily.Starnik: True. Any idea, guys?Naoshi: ...Darksage: ...You know, it's been
awfully quieter than usual for some
reason.Naoshi: ...Darksage: Nah, maybe it's just me.Naoshi: ...Shadowstrike: ...Right. How about
New Jersey?Darksage: Why New Jersey?Shadowstrike: You'll know when we
get there.Iga: Why do I have a bad feeling
about this?Cyros: Alright! It's time for some
awesome Trick or Treating! We all
should split into groups. Darksage and Shadowstrike, you 2 group up. I
group up with Starnik and Naoshi. And Iga and Aku you both group
together too.Naoshi: ...Starnik: Sounds good.Iga: Can't wait to get candy!Shadowstrike:
OkaycoolIwouldliketostayandcomplimentonCyros'ideabutsinceIdon'treallydothatsincehe'samoronI'vegottagocya.
*runs*Darksage: ...Huh? *follows*Darksage: So what are we doing?Shadowstrike: We're going to pull
pranks, what else? *sees a car
coming* Watch this.Shadowstrike: *puts nails all over
the road*
Cloud
Man:
*spots the nails* HIT THE BREAKS!
Turbo
Man:
I CANT STOP ITTT! *his tires hits the nails and they all
pop* Oh, great. Just great! Whose idea was it to put the nails on the
road?!Darksage: *pops out of the bushes;
dressed in a business outfit* Was
that popped tires I've just heard? We can fix those tires for a fee!Shadowstrike: *pops out of the bush
too; dressed in the same outfit*
Yep! All you need to do is sign this contract...Cloud
Man:
Okay! *gets a pen out and goes to sign but Turbo Man stops
him by slapping his hand thats holding the pen causing him to drop it*Turbo
Man:
You two look familiar...or should I say *throws burning
tires at them burning their outfit away* ...Aha!Shadowstrike: Oh shit.
Spring
Man:
GET THEM!Darksage: Run for it. It's 8
against 2!Iga: *rings a doorbell on the house
and the door opens*Aku
and Iga: TRICK OR TREAT!Aku: ...DUCK!Aku: But I...Iga: Seriously? Rubber duckies?Iga: AAAAAAAAAA! IT'S A LIVING
RUBBER DUCKY AND ITS BITING ME!!!Aku: RUN! *runs*Iga: *runs with Aku*Cyros: *looks at his Candy bucket*
... *then looks at Starnik's bucket*
...How did you get so much more candy than me and Naoshi
combine-*Starnik runs away fast*Starnik: *speeding through the
neighborhood collecting lots of candy*
TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT!
TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT!
TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT!
TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT!
TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT! TRICKORTREAT! Cyros: *sighs* I just hope he
saves half of those for us.Naoshi: ...Cyros: I can't believe people
always compliment on how realistic your
costume really looks. I mean, it isn't really that special. Come on,
Captain Falcon is a better choice for a costume anyway!Naoshi: ...Cyros: What?Naoshi: ...Starnik: *rings doorbell*
TRICKORTREAT! *gets candy and runs off*Naoshi: ...Cyros: *sighs* Are you ever gonna
speak? You know you don't have to
pretend to be your costume you know. You don't see me acting like
Captain Falcon.Cyros: Someone is in danger! *runs
to where the screaming is and sees a
dead body and 3 imps* What the hell?!
Imps:
*throws
fireballs at Cyros*Cyros: Oh shit. *dodges* FALCON
PUNCH *punches an imp which leaves
little or no impact* Er...An
Imp: *throws Cyros to a car*Cyros: Oof! Well, see if you like
this! *shoots the Imps with his
buster; killing them*Starnik: *runs back to Cyros* What
the hell is going on?Cyros: *points to the dead Imps*
This happened.Starnik: You killed little kids
dressed as imps?!Cyros: No! They ARE imps!Starnik: I don't beleive you.Starnik: What did you 2 do?Darksage
and
Shadowstrike: Nothing!Shadowstrike: Seriously! After we
lost the Drastic Measures from
chasing us...all of a damned sudden demons attacked us!Darksage: Yeah! And we're greatly
outnumbered by them too!Cyros: See?! I've told ya but you
didn't listen!Starnik: Oh shush, I was just
uh...*gets shot many times from a
chaingun* AAAAAA!Cyros: *points* LOOK! ZOMBIE
CHAINGUN MEN!
Chaingun
Zombies:
*aims their guns at the Warriors*Starnik: ...Attack!Starnik: ...I thought you guys
said you were greatly outnumbered? There
didn't seem to be that many.Darksage: That was just a small
portion of them.Shadowstrike: Yeah. Here's the rest
of the demonic army now! *points at
one side of the town*Iga
and Aku: *returns from the other side of the town* Guys guys!Iga: You won't beleive what
happened! We were being chased by a crazy
old man until demo-Cyros: We know! ...Wait, did you
guys just came from the other side of
the town?Aku: ...Cyros: ...Shit! *looks at the
horizon from the other side of the town
showing more demons*Starnik: Well...They don't really
look so tou-*bursts into flames*
AAAAAA!Darksage: Oh what now?
Arch-vile:
*sets
Iga on fire*Iga: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WHY ME WHY ME!
*runs around in circles*Aku: *puts out the fire with
bubble lead on both Iga and Starnik*
You're welcome.Arch-vile:
*revives
the dead imps and chaingun zombies with fire*Starnik: How pointless! We can
just easily destroy that army again.Shadowstrike: But not with that
Arch-vile around!Arch-vile:
*is
about to set the Warriors on fire*Starnik: Oh... RUN!Cyros: Where?! We're nearly
completely surrounded!Shadowstrike: *points to a
construction site nearby* Over there! *runs*Cyros: *looks around to see
nothing but a dead end in the area* Great
idea, Fan Boy. This is certainly gonna help us survive the onslaught of
demons. *rolls eyes*Shadowstrike: Shut it. I know what
I'm doing.Aku: Here they come!Starnik: Looks like we have no
choice! Everyone attack with everything
you got!Arch-vile:
*stops
and is about to revive the army again*Shadowstrike: Good! He's distracted!
Iga, pull the lever behind you!Iga: Uh, okay. *turns around and
pulls lever*Iga: Awesome! Now let's...*sees an
army of floating flaming skulls
appearing* ...Oh...Naoshi: ...
Lost
souls:
*flies into the Warriors but ignoring Naoshi*Cyros: Ack! They're everywhere!
What are we going to do!?Starnik: Let's get out of here!Darksage: But we can't! *points at
an army of giant floating heads
blocking their way out of the construction site*
Cacodemons:
*evil
grin*Aku: We're done for!Cacodemons:
*are
about to spit fireballs at the Warriors but gets
interrupted by an explosion* ?? *looks to the left and gets blown up by
an atomic fire*Starnik: Huh?Lost
Souls:
*stops and spots Ben* ...! *gets blown up too*
Ben: No one attempts killing my
friends BUT ME!Iga: For once I'm glad to see you!Ben: *sets Iga's foot on fire*
Quiet.Iga: EEE! MY FOOT!Ben: Bring it on you demonic
bastards!Aku: Should we help him?Starnik: Nah. I think he's good by
himself.Cyberdemon:
Ah,
finally. My new throne is complete. *sits on the throne*
Shotgun
Zombie:
*arrives* We're getting attacked by a robot!Cyberdemon:
...What
is a robot?Shotgun
Zombie:
Aren't you made of robotic parts?Cyberdemon:
...Shotgun
Zombie:
...Cyberdemon:
No
one dares question me! *summons more Arch-viles* Capture
this so called "robot" and bring it to me!Arch-viles:
*nods
in agreement and goes to the battlefield*Starnik: What's the kill count?Cyros: Too many to catch up!
Probably 2400 by now.Iga: GO BEN!Naoshi: ...Ben: What?!Shadowstrike: Oh that's so cheap!Starnik: This will just double the
kill count, right?Iga: ...Cyros: ...Fuck!Starnik: Noooo!!! It was just
getting to the good part! What a ripoff
this movie is!Darksage: Starnik!Starnik: What?Cyros: Stop bickering guys. We
gotta rescue Ben!Cyberdemon:
So
this is what a robot looks like...Imp:
But
aren't you part rob-*gets blown up*Cyberdemon:
SILENCE!
NO ONE QUESTIONS ME! NO ONE!Revenant:
But
you ARE part rob-*gets blown up as well*Cyberdemon:
I
SAID NO ONE QUESTIONS ME!! Now, everyone... Continue your
havoc on Earth while I turn this robot thing into one of us!Cyros: Look! The demons are
leaving. Looks like they're going to
continue their havoc. Now this is our chance to save Ben!Iga: We have to hurry up and save
Ben! Just imagine what'd happen if he
becomes one of them!Starnik: Then we have to stop the
Cyberdemon now!Turbo
Man:
Hey!Shadowstrike: *turns around to see
Turbo Man and Cloud Man* What the?
Drastic Measures again?Turbo
Man: Just the 2 of us. The rest are fighting off the demons along
with other teams. Me and Cloud Man figured we could give you guys a
hand in this battle.Starnik: Sure, why not? We've got
to hurry up now though.Cloud
Man:
LET'S GO!! YEAH!!!Cyberdemon:
*not
noticing them and is chanting with a book to turn Ben
into a demon*Cloud
Man:
*interrupts the last bit of the chanting with random words*Cyberdemon:
What?!Cyberdemon:
Pathetic
fool. That did nothing! I can just kill you off
and chant agai-Cyberdemon:
What
the...?Cyros: What's going on?!Naoshi: *is transforming*Cyberdemon:
Yes!!!
It's working!Starnik: Aw shit.Iga: It's nice knowing you guys.Starnik: ...Cyros: I guess even when he
becomes a demon he's still brainless!Iga: Somehow, I'm starting to think
that's not the case.Cyros: Why is that?Iga: I think he's really a statue.Darksage: Don't make me laugh,
Iga. It's Naoshi, remember?Iga: *sighs*Cyberdemon:
No!
I could only do this once! *points his rocket launcher
at Cloudman* You die now!Cloud
Man:
RUH ROH!
A
random guy: *runs in with a Doom Marine costume* Woah! It's like
there's really a Cyberdemon here! Awesome!Cyberdemon:
...*shoots
a rocket at the guy*Random
guy:
*Doom death scream*Ben: *sees the BFG and takes it*
EAT THIS!Cyberdemon:
Hahaha.
A costume BFG prop? *blows him to the side with a
rocket*Cyros: I got it!Cyros: Eep! *shoots the Hell
Knight with a BFG proving it is indeed
real*
Hell
Knight:
*gets blasted into bits*Cyberdemon:
*gets
pale* ...Shit. *runs*Starnik: Everyone! Attack!Cyros: *does a captain falcon
pose* Falcon Vict-*gets punched in the
face by Shadowstrike*Shadowstrike: JUST because you got
the BFG doesn't make you any cooler.
Got that?Cyros: Bastard...Iga: We saved the world! Yay!Cloud
Man:
I guess that means everything is back to normal!Turbo
Man:
Uh, not quite.Cloud
Man:
Huh? *looks at the broken tires* ...Oh, right.Darksage: It was his idea! *points
at Shadowstrike then runs*Turbo
Man:
*chases after both Darksage and Shadowstrike with Cloudman*
YOU OWE ME NEW TIRES!Cyros: *sighs* Things will never
change, do they?Naoshi: *pops out of the statue*
Yay! I win! I WIN!!! Wait...what
happened?Cyros: YOU BASTARD! *chases after
Naoshi*Naoshi: Eep! *runs*Cyros: See if you'd like a Falcon
Kick!Shadowstrike: Hehehehe.Darksage: I guess I was right!
Naoshi had a better chance winning in
the contest than Cyros!