Mark Summers: Hello! And Welcome to DOUBLE DARE! The messiest show on television! Now, let's meet our players. In the red, we have.

Shadowstrike: Shadowstrike.

Iga: Iga.

Darksage: Darksage.

Starnik: Starnik! LET'S GET TO THE PHYSICAL CHALLENGES!

Mark: What's your team name.

Starnik: We are Team-

Shadowstrike: Awesome. Team Awesome.

Mark: Alright. And in the blue, we have.

Ben: Hmph.

Cyros: I am Cyros!

Akutare: Call me Aku.

Naoshi: THIS QUESTION IS TOO HARD! DARE!

Mark: And your team name?

Cyros: Team Pika-

Ben: *throws cyros into the audience*

Cyros: CHUUUUUUUUUUU!

Mark: Come on guys, I need a name.

Naoshi: WONDER PETS!

Mark: Okay! We have Team Awesome V. Team Wonder Pets. Are we ready to get this started?

Starnik: Physical Challenge!

Mark: I'll take that as a yes. Now, lets get started with our trivia round.  Okay, it was predetermined that Team Awesome would go first. So your first question is. “Who was the star of Silent Movie?”

Shadowstrike: Oh! That would be-

Starnik: DARE!

Mark: Okay, Now, it goes to you, Team Wonder Pets. Answer it for double money. Who was the star of Silent Movie?

Cyros: Mel Bro-

Starnik: Double Dare! *runs back to his side*

Mark: Okay, now you have to answer, or do a physical challenge.

Starnik: PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!

Mark: Okay, time for a ...PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!

Starnik: YES!

*a few minutes later*

Mark: Okay. In this challenge, you will take one of your team, and put him in this giant tortilla shell. One of you will roll him over to this stand, where the other two will be ready to put cheese and toppings on him. If you can do this in 60 seconds, you win 50 dollars!

Darksage: That's a rip off!

Starnik: Okay, whose being rolled?

Iga: *sees them staring at him* Oh...crap.

*a few minutes later*

Iga: *in a tortilla shell* Oh dear god...Why? WHY?

Starnik: *holding the tortilla shell * Okay....

Mark: GO!

Starnik: *speeds Iga over*  GO!

Darksage: Got it! *pulls lever, cheese looking type stuff falls and covers Iga*

Iga: EW!

Shadowstrike: I like this game! *pulls another lever* *something that resembles meat falls onto Iga*

Iga: GET ME OUTTA HERE!

Darksage: *pulls another lever, and tomatoes cover Iga* Go Starnik!

Starnik: *quickly spins Iga, rolling the taco* Yeah! We win!

Mark: Alright! Now get back to your podium.

*they do so*

Mark: Okay. Now back to the trivia. Control shifts to Team Wonder Pets.

Naoshi: OH YEAH!!!

Mark: Your question. Who starred in Austin Powers?

Naoshi: Oh that's easy! Robin Williams!

Cyros: YOU IDIOT!

Ben: Naoshi, how did you get that wrong? You watched Austin Powers on the car ride here!

Akutare: Can I change teams?

Mark: No. Okay, so now control shifts back to Team Awesome. Team Awesome, here is your question. Finish this lyric. “I Am Iron blank”

Starnik: Da- actually, I'm going to let my good friend Tony Stark answer this.

Tony Stark: I am Iron Man.

Starnik: Thank you Tony.

Tony: Anytime Starnik.

Iga: Starnik knows Iron Man?

Shadowstrike: I don't know, but that was awesome.

Darksage: I hope he won't miss his wallet. *opens it up * Woohoo! 30,000 bucks!

Mark: That was Correct team awesome, and you get 50 bucks! Now, your next question is. “What Is The Red Planet?”

Starnik: Dare.

Shadowstrike: You're really going to dare that one?

Starnik: Yup. I want another PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!

Mark: Okay, team wonder pets. What Is The Red Planet?

Ben: Double Dare.

Akutare: You didn't know that one?

Ben: Oh, I did. I just like to see them run around like idiots.

Starnik: PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!

Mark: Looks like it's time for another physical challenge!

Shadow, Iga, Darksage: *all three sigh very loudly*

Starnik: Yes!!!!

*a few minutes later*

Shadowstrike: *wearing a giant bucket on his head* I wonder what Starnik told Wily we were doing.

Iga: *also wearing a bucket* I don't know, but it was probably something good.

*a few hours earlier*
 
Starnik: Hey! Wily! The Warriors and I are gonna go take over Hollywood. We'll be back in a few hours.

Wily: What?!

Starnik: Okay Seeya.

*back to now*

Starnik: *throwing balloons full of slime* This is my dream come true...

Darksage: What exactly is in these things we're throwing?

Starnik: Who cares. Just get them in the buckets.

Mark: Annnnnnnd STOP! You guys got 15 balloons. You only needed to get 3.You win!

Shadowstrike:  We only needed three?

Mark: Yes.

Iga: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU END THE GAME EARLIER?!

Mark: I like to see you two in pain. Okay, back to the podium.

Mark: Let's take a look at the scores. Team Awesome has.. 325 dollars! And Team Wonder Pets has....Negative 50!

Naoshi: YES! WE'RE WINNING!

Cyros: No we're not.

Naoshi: Yes we are! This game is like Golf! The lower the score the better! Damn you see how far away from us they are? I think we can't lose! *starts to tear up* I am so happy... I've never won anything before.

Ben: Shut up! *welds Naoshi's mouth shut*

Naoshi: MMM MMM!!!!

Akutare: Now that's an improvement.

Ben: Finally, an invention with practical uses.

Cyros: We can't keep him like that.

Ben: *evil glare*

Cyros: Well we can't!

*a few minutes later*

Cyros: *welded to the floor* MMM! MMM!

Mark: I'm sorry, but it looks like Team Wonder Pets is disqualified.

Akutare: What?!

Mark: You don't have a full team.

Ben: Give us two minutes.

*two minutes later*

Bass: Where the hell am I?

Whiz: I didn't sign up for this!

Mark: Okay, so next up is the Double Physical Challenge! One team versus another!

Starnik: Woo!

*a few minutes later*

Starnik: *wearing a monkey suit* I don't think I like this anymore.

Iga: *wearing a banana suit* At least you're the one who gets the move.

Shadowstrike: *in the same suit* Yeah.

Darksage: *holding a rope* That's odd. I like this game.

Ben: *wearing a monkey suit* Note to self: DESTROY NICKELODEON!

Whiz: *tied up in a banana suit* I hate you Ben.

Bass: *same as Whiz* I'm going to kill you.

Akutare: *holding a rope* What is the point of this game?

Mark: Gooooo!

Starnik: Yikes! *starts pushing Iga towards Darksage*

Iga: This suuuuuuuuuuucks!

Ben: *starts kicking Whiz towards Akutare* That's funny. I like this game.

Starnik: Okay! Pull it! *runs back to Shadow, and starts pushing him forward*

Darksage: Okay! *pulls the rope and Iga gets covered in Chocolate Sauce, and soon Shadow is covered to.*

Starnik: We Win!

Mark: Team Awesome has won! *a buzzer goes off* It looks like we are running out of time. So, we have to go to the Obstacle Course. Team Awesome, this means you are our big winners!

Shadowstrike: Wait. Obstacle course?

Mark: Yes. This the messiest and most disgusting minute on TV.

Iga: Ew.

Starnik: Come on guys! We need to win!

*a few minutes later *

Mark: Okay so first we have Starnik, who has to climb these rings to the other side of this vat of oooze, next shadow has to climb through this mouth.  Then Iga will have to find a flag in this sandwich, then Darksage will have to turn this crank to find the flag-

Darksage: Of course...

Mark: Then back to Shadow who will have to climb through this tunnel. Iga then will have to climb through this ear. Darksage then has to go down this slide, and finally Starnik has to tirejump, hurdle and end with breaking a wall.

Starnik: Everyone ready?

Shadowstrike: Guess so.

Iga: If I say no, will you hurt me?

Starnik: Yes.

Iga: Then yes, yes I am ready.

Mark: GO!!!

Starnik: *jumps up and quickly goes across the moat, and grabs the flag.* Haha! Easy as cake.

Mark: Oh and Starnik is done with the moat! Next is Shadow.

Shadowstrike: *dives through the Mouth, but misses the flag.* DAMNIT!

Mark: OH HE MISSED THE FLAG! HE HAS TO DO IT AGAIN!

Shadowstrike: But I can grab the flag from here.

Mark: HE HAS TO DO IT AGAIN!

Shadowstrike: *grumbles and jumps through it again, grabbing the flag this time*

Mark: HE GOT IT! NOW IGA IS UP! QUICK IGA! FIND THE FLAG!

Iga: *dives into the sandwich and starts digging around for the flag* Damnit! This sucks!

Mark: Oh he can't find it! He just can't find it!

Iga: Maybe it's because this thing is 4 layers!

Mark: Keep Looking!

Iga: Ugh. There it is. All the way at the bottom.

Mark: HE FOUND IT! DARKSAGE GO!

Darksage: Hmm....*grabs the handle between his two and slowly starts to turn it. *

Mark: Oh! It looks like Darksage is having some trouble!

Darksage: Let's see you do this without hands!

Mark: Oh he just can't make it go fast.

Darksage: That's it! fires a bomb and destroys the crank and grabs the flag

Mark: HE GOT THE FLAG!, now it's on to shadow again!

Shadowstrike: Cripes. *dives into the tunnel but hits his head.* OW!

Mark: Oh he missed the tunnel!

Shadowstrike: Damnit No I did NOT! *breaks the tunnel up and grabs the flag* Got it!

Mark: HE'S GOD THE FLAG! GO IGA GO!

Iga: Ew. Is that REAL ear wax?

Mark: GO IGA GO!

Iga: Um...*closes eyes and jumps in, but gets stuck.* DAMNIT!

Mark: OH HE'S STUCK!

Iga: Grr...*activates Leaf Shield and tears the Fake ear to shreds, and he grabs the flag.*

Mark: HE GOT IT! GO DARKSAGE!

Darksage: I only have to go down this slide?

Mark: GO GO GO!

Darksage: Okay *starts to go down the slide, but flamethrowers start to burn* THE HELL? *starts going faster while getting burned* WHO THE HELL DESIGNED THIS? *grabs the flag and quickly jumps off*

Mark: HE GOT IT! STARNIK YOU'RE UP! QUICK GET THE LAST FLAG AND YOU GUYS WIIIIIN!

Starnik: GOTCHA! *starts running through the tires, barely even touching the ground*

Mark: Now for the hurdles!

Starnik: *jumps over the hurdles, but lands on a spiked ground* Ouch! You never mentioned spikes!

Mark: Oh! He's stumbling at the hurdles!

Starnik: No I'm not! *jumps over the rest and gets to the wall* This is a breakaway wall, right?

Mark: NOW GET THROUGH THE WALL!

Starnik: runs headfirst at the wall and -*

SFX: CRACK

Starnik: gugh. That's a normal wall!

Mark: COME ON! TEN SECONDS LEFT!

Starnik: Darksage, some help?

Darksage: Gotcha! *fires a Crash Bomb at the wall, demolishing it*

Starnik: Thanks! *grabs the flag*

Mark: OH MY GOD THEY WIN! THEY DID IT THEY WIN!  TELL THEM WHAT THEY WON!

Announcer: Okay Mark. They won, a 25 dollar Toys R Us Gift Card, A new bike! Shoes! 50 dollars of mall money! A Nintendo 64! a Trip to space camp! A trip to Florida! And 100 Dollars!

Starnik: WOO- wait. That's it?!

Mark: Okay! Thanks for watching double dare! Catch us next time! Same time, same channel.

Starnik: OH COME ON WE GOT GYPPED FOR PRIZES!