Warriors - Season 2 - Double Dare
Starnik as Quick Man
Darksage as Crash Man
Ben as Heat Man
Cyros as Flash Man
Akutare as Bubble Man
Naoshi as Metal Man
Shadowstrike as Air Man
Iga as Wood Man
Hello! And Welcome to DOUBLE DARE! The messiest show on
television! Now, let's meet our players. In the red, we have.
Starnik! LET'S GET TO THE PHYSICAL CHALLENGES!
your team name.
Awesome. Team Awesome.
Alright. And in the blue, we have.
Cyros: I am
Call me Aku.
QUESTION IS TOO HARD! DARE!
your team name?
cyros into the audience*
on guys, I need a name.
We have Team Awesome V. Team Wonder Pets. Are we ready to get this
take that as a yes. Now, lets get started with our trivia round.
Okay, it was predetermined that Team Awesome would go first. So your
first question is. “Who was the star of Silent Movie?”
That would be-
Now, it goes to you, Team Wonder Pets. Answer it for double money. Who
was the star of Silent Movie?
Double Dare! *runs back to his side*
now you have to answer, or do a physical challenge.
time for a ...PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!
In this challenge, you will take one of your team, and put him in this
giant tortilla shell. One of you will roll him over to this stand,
where the other two will be ready to put cheese and toppings on him. If
you can do this in 60 seconds, you win 50 dollars!
That's a rip off!
Okay, whose being rolled?
them staring at him* Oh...crap.
Iga: *in a
tortilla shell* Oh dear god...Why? WHY?
*holding the tortilla shell * Okay....
*speeds Iga over* GO!
Got it! *pulls lever, cheese looking type stuff falls and covers Iga*
like this game! *pulls another lever* *something that resembles meat
falls onto Iga*
Iga: GET ME
*pulls another lever, and tomatoes cover Iga* Go Starnik!
*quickly spins Iga, rolling the taco* Yeah! We win!
Alright! Now get back to your podium.
*they do so*
Now back to the trivia. Control shifts to Team Wonder Pets.
question. Who starred in Austin Powers?
that's easy! Robin Williams!
how did you get that wrong? You watched Austin Powers on the car ride
I change teams?
Okay, so now control shifts back to Team Awesome. Team Awesome, here is
your question. Finish this lyric. “I Am Iron blank”
actually, I'm going to let my good friend Tony Stark answer this.
Tony Stark: I am
Thank you Tony.
Tony: Anytime Starnik.
knows Iron Man?
don't know, but that was awesome.
hope he won't miss his wallet. *opens it up * Woohoo! 30,000 bucks!
was Correct team awesome, and you get 50 bucks! Now, your next question
is. “What Is The Red Planet?”
You're really going to dare that one?
Yup. I want another PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!
team wonder pets. What Is The Red Planet?
didn't know that one?
Ben: Oh, I
did. I just like to see them run around like idiots.
like it's time for another physical challenge!
Darksage: *all three sigh very
*wearing a giant bucket on his head* I wonder what Starnik told Wily we
wearing a bucket* I don't know, but it was probably something good.
*a few hours
Hey! Wily! The Warriors and I are gonna go take over Hollywood. We'll
be back in a few hours.
*back to now*
*throwing balloons full of slime* This is my dream come true...
What exactly is in these things we're throwing?
cares. Just get them in the buckets.
Annnnnnnd STOP! You guys got 15 balloons. You only needed to get 3.You
We only needed three?
WHY DIDN'T YOU END THE GAME EARLIER?!
Mark: I like
to see you two in pain. Okay, back to the podium.
take a look at the scores. Team Awesome has.. 325 dollars! And Team
Wonder Pets has....Negative 50!
we are! This game is like Golf! The lower the score the better! Damn
you see how far away from us they are? I think we can't lose! *starts
to tear up* I am so happy... I've never won anything before.
up! *welds Naoshi's mouth shut*
that's an improvement.
Finally, an invention with practical uses.
can't keep him like that.
*welded to the floor* MMM! MMM!
sorry, but it looks like Team Wonder Pets is disqualified.
don't have a full team.
Ben: Give us
the hell am I?
didn't sign up for this!
so next up is the Double Physical Challenge! One team versus another!
*wearing a monkey suit* I don't think I like this anymore.
*wearing a banana suit* At least you're the one who gets the move.
the same suit* Yeah.
*holding a rope* That's odd. I like this game.
*wearing a monkey suit* Note to self: DESTROY NICKELODEON!
up in a banana suit* I hate you Ben.
as Whiz* I'm going to kill you.
*holding a rope* What is the point of this game?
Yikes! *starts pushing Iga towards Darksage*
kicking Whiz towards Akutare* That's funny. I like this game.
Okay! Pull it! *runs back to Shadow, and starts pushing him forward*
Okay! *pulls the rope and Iga gets covered in Chocolate Sauce, and soon
Shadow is covered to.*
Awesome has won! *a buzzer goes off* It looks like we are running out
of time. So, we have to go to the Obstacle Course. Team Awesome, this
means you are our big winners!
Wait. Obstacle course?
This the messiest and most disgusting minute on TV.
Come on guys! We need to win!
minutes later *
so first we have Starnik, who has to climb these rings to the other
side of this vat of oooze, next shadow has to climb through this
mouth. Then Iga will have to find a flag in this sandwich, then
Darksage will have to turn this crank to find the flag-
back to Shadow who will have to climb through this tunnel. Iga then
will have to climb through this ear. Darksage then has to go down this
slide, and finally Starnik has to tirejump, hurdle and end with
breaking a wall.
Iga: If I
say no, will you hurt me?
yes, yes I am ready.
*jumps up and quickly goes across the moat, and grabs the flag.* Haha!
Easy as cake.
Mark: Oh and
Starnik is done with the moat! Next is Shadow.
*dives through the Mouth, but misses the flag.* DAMNIT!
Mark: OH HE
MISSED THE FLAG! HE HAS TO DO IT AGAIN!
I can grab the flag from here.
Mark: HE HAS
TO DO IT AGAIN!
*grumbles and jumps through it again, grabbing the flag this time*
Mark: HE GOT
IT! NOW IGA IS UP! QUICK IGA! FIND THE FLAG!
into the sandwich and starts digging around for the flag* Damnit! This
Mark: Oh he
can't find it! He just can't find it!
it's because this thing is 4 layers!
There it is. All the way at the bottom.
FOUND IT! DARKSAGE GO!
Hmm....*grabs the handle between his two and slowly starts to turn it. *
Mark: Oh! It
looks like Darksage is having some trouble!
Let's see you do this without hands!
Mark: Oh he
just can't make it go fast.
That's it! fires a bomb and destroys the crank and grabs the flag
Mark: HE GOT
THE FLAG!, now it's on to shadow again!
Cripes. *dives into the tunnel but hits his head.* OW!
Mark: Oh he
missed the tunnel!
Damnit No I did NOT! *breaks the tunnel up and grabs the flag* Got it!
GOD THE FLAG! GO IGA GO!
Iga: Ew. Is
that REAL ear wax?
Mark: GO IGA
Um...*closes eyes and jumps in, but gets stuck.* DAMNIT!
Grr...*activates Leaf Shield and tears the Fake ear to shreds, and he
grabs the flag.*
Mark: HE GOT
IT! GO DARKSAGE!
only have to go down this slide?
Mark: GO GO
Okay *starts to go down the slide, but flamethrowers start to burn* THE
HELL? *starts going faster while getting burned* WHO THE HELL DESIGNED
THIS? *grabs the flag and quickly jumps off*
Mark: HE GOT
IT! STARNIK YOU'RE UP! QUICK GET THE LAST FLAG AND YOU GUYS WIIIIIN!
GOTCHA! *starts running through the tires, barely even touching the
for the hurdles!
*jumps over the hurdles, but lands on a spiked ground* Ouch! You never
He's stumbling at the hurdles!
I'm not! *jumps over the rest and gets to the wall* This is a
breakaway wall, right?
GET THROUGH THE WALL!
runs headfirst at the wall and -*
gugh. That's a normal wall!
ON! TEN SECONDS LEFT!
Darksage, some help?
Gotcha! *fires a Crash Bomb at the wall, demolishing it*
Thanks! *grabs the flag*
Mark: OH MY
GOD THEY WIN! THEY DID IT THEY WIN! TELL THEM WHAT THEY WON!
Okay Mark. They won, a 25 dollar Toys R Us Gift Card, A new bike!
Shoes! 50 dollars of mall money! A Nintendo 64! a Trip to space camp! A
trip to Florida! And 100 Dollars!
WOO- wait. That's it?!
Thanks for watching double dare! Catch us next time! Same time, same
COME ON WE GOT GYPPED FOR PRIZES!