Warriors - Season 2 - The School of Warriors!
by Shadowstrike, Naoshi, Cyros and Akutare
Starnik as Quick Man
Darksage as Crash Man
Ben as Heat Man
Cyros as Flash Man
Akutare as Bubble Man
Naoshi as Metal Man
Shadowstrike as Air Man
Iga as Wood Man
into Intercom* All Warriors to my lab, now!
got here fast.
Wily: I know
who you are! Now, where are the others?
They are on their way. Except for Ben, he said to tell you “Screw you”,
and then he went to sleep.
Wily: He did
all that in a span of 2 seconds?
that was hours ago, he said it in case you did something like this.
ass robot....I should change his programing to that of a nun!
don't know. Why not a nun?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *goes flying into the room,
head first, crashing into the wall, going a few feet in*
Well, Naoshi is here, the rest should be on their way.
*walking in* Hi Doc. *runs over to the imbedded naoshi* Oh man, new
record, THREE FEET!
3 feet? Dang, we outdid ourselves.
I'll say. What we get last time,one and a half?
Something like that.
Wily: Are we
Maybe next time we should use more explosives.
that may break Naoshi.
And that matters why?
Because then our master has to fix him.
So? Stop sucking up.
Sucking up you call it? I'm just being loyal! You all should take notes!
Wily: *on a
*throws the megaphone at Naoshi*
*DEW DEW DEW*
Damnit. Who made that megaphone out of Metal Blades?
does not surprise me... Why did he make it?
told him to do that?
Cyros did it.
No I didn't!
collect his pieces.
Cyros: But I
that's Whiz's job!
will he do now?
report to him now.
you work for him now.
Cyros: But I-
ON...Good news everyone!
You're letting us go?
You're giving us paychecks?
But for that, I'm taking money from you for now on.
*enters the room after being repaired; ovehearing what Wily said*
Excuse me, but... *holds up a contract*
Fine...except you, you bloody scammer. I swear every time...
Iga: Are you
finally giving us that bonsai garden I kept hinting for?
is a bonsai garden and where do I download it?
for the sake of getting some plot, Wily, tell me the plan and I'll let
the others know during the scene shift to when we actually do what you
want us to do.
Wily: I was
given control of a high school!
Wily: I see
that got your attention. It was a radio contest. I was the 42nd caller.
number for the main prize.
wasn't. Those were Van Halen Tickets. Sadly I lost.
for one day... I will have control of the youth of america. And you
will be my teachers.
Aku: So I
have to deal wit' a rowdy bunch of--
IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! I WILL EDUCATE CHILDREN!
interrupting, Blade Brain.
not you, Metal... But the rest of you will!
*groans* He's crying again, Crazy Lady.
do I look like, his mother?
skirt doesn't help, you know.
NOT WEARING A SKIRT!
Really? look down.
the *looks down* DAMN IT WHIZ!
whoop whoop! *runs off*
back here! *runs but trips* Damn skirt!
back to the plot! You eight--
seven go to the school and teach those teenage punks who their new
are we teachin' anyway?
Prepare them for my world!
*standing in a gym of kids* All of you! Do laps!
Sir Mr. Robot Sir?
are now my personal slave. Go get me a coffee.
*sighs* Yes sir...
are you so aggressive, Starnik? I always thought you were all about
peace and love! PEACE AND LOVE MAN!
*ignoring Naoshi* HOLD IT!
didn't ask how I like it.
do you like it sir?
*stares at class*
um... *holds up a blank DVD* the "Principle" has requested that I play
this to the class. Where's the DVD player?
there, Holmes. *points next to Cyros*
*narrows eyes* Why you... *puts DVD in* Enjoy.
*onscreen* Children, there comes a time in every young boy or girl's
life when they start asking questions about their... bodies.
Therefore, as your future lord and master, I feel it is my duty to
"demonstrate" the basic workings of human physiology. *takes off tie*
widen* Holy-*runs out of the room, slams the door shut*
Cyros: I am
so going to Hell for this.
what's with the screaming?
tell you when you're older.
uh, ok! Guess what!?
finally gave you the IQ of a middle schooler?
Nooope! Remember when I asked Wily if I could teach and he said no?
Well, I'm going to a rebel and teach Advanced ph...PSYCHOS! Yeah! That
was it! Advanced Psychos! I WILL BE THE BEST TEACHER THERE IS!!!! *runs
in to a class room* Hey is this the advanced psychos class?
is my class. Get the hell out of here.
aye captain! *leaves*
*goes in to another room* Is this the Advanced Psychos?
Aku: Go away
before I ram this someplace.
Fine! Maybe I will! *leaves*
*goes into another room* IS THIS ADVANCED PSYCHOS?!
you mean Physics?
is my office Metalman.
is there a kid there then? IS HE IN TROUBLE?! WHAT DID HE DO?! WHAT DID
stepped on my foot. I am going to expel him.
*whispers* Tough luck, Kid.
*enters another room* IS THIS ADVANCED PSYCHOS? Oh hey, 'sage!
Naoshi... try the 3rd floor pool.
Okay! *goes there* IS THIS ADVANCED PSYCHOS?
actually on a roof)
Hello? Anyone? *walks until he
falls off the roof*
*walking outside* Huh? That sounds like- *Naoshi falls on him* D'OH!
*leaning out a window* Haha!
*leaning out of a window too* I wonder who'd I feel sorry for there.
I think I landed on a crazy lady! I hate crazy ladies, they're always
so rude! Oh...it's Cyke! Hi Cyke!
*grabs Naoshi* I value you as a friend, almost like a brother. Yet
you're an annoying little brother.
I'm the first robot master Wily built. Wouldn't that make ME older?
Cyros: *shocked* I'm
surprised you remember that...
*still leaning out window* And you're the annoying nerd that still
lives at home at 40!
*throws Naoshi at Shadow*
crashes into the wall*
Too shallow. *walks off*
my robotic spine!
well...GOTTA GOTO CLASS! AWAY! *zooms*
he know he's going off to town?
let him be.
*comes back* WRONG WAY! INTO THE SCHOOL I GO! *runs into the school*
later or maybe even an hour)
I found Advanced...Physics? I thought it was Psychos! Anyways I'm here
I didn't know classes were this short!
Akutare's class in 2nd period)
now... This is History... of Rock N' Roll!
That's old school! Most of us--
Aku: Can it!
Yer gonna sit there, shut up and listen t'what I have to say! *plugs in
his Guitar and Jams a chord, that echoes throughout the school* *smug*
Anyone else wanna make a comment?
Good! If ya didn't make that comment I wouldn't have done that...!
Remember kids. Keep on Rockin'!
First things first; class, I want you to sign in on this sheet of paper.
Uh, fine. *signs name*
Students: *do the same*
Okay, now on this form write your pin number and social security number.
Student: What? Do you think we're stupid or something!?
*holds up attendance sheet* You are if you've bother reading the
"attendance sheet." Or should I say, unbreakable and totally legal
contract giving me full access to all your personal info.
D'oh indeed. Now, please give me your email account passwords...
Um...I don't have an email address.
Are you serious?
Yes. My parents don't believe in the internet.
THE PRINCIPAL! GET OUT OF MY CLASS!
But I- *dragged out by a pair of Joes*
*coughs* Ugh, this milk is sour!
that's where my long lost milk carton went.
stuff is nasty... They feed these human kids this? An' tryin' to kill
at plate* I think this broccoli just winked at me.
Why hello there sexy.
KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT KILL IT!
*eating expensive lobster meal* Looks like you found yourself a fine
girl there, Iga.
Starnik... mind if I help you out with your next gym class?
Fine. You teach the guys, I'll handle the girls.
Cyros: If by
guys you mean girls and girls you mean guys, I'm cool with that.
mean you are teaching the guys or you can go to the preschool down the
Cyros: Or, I
can do this. *touches Starnik*
What the heck are you- *TIME STOPPED!*
do that again!
fire ball comes in and hits the Broccoli, turning it to ash)
*hands Iga another one*
that away from me! It's... It's not the same!
*blinks* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING!?
face. That is, if you don't SHUT YOUR FREAKING MOUTH THIS INSTANT!!
*remains silent for now*
Hahahhaha! Ben, is that a hair net?
me for a sec. *walks back into the kitchen*
you want- hey, give that back!
gonna run now..gotta prepare for class? *runs away*
back in with a tub of icky gravy* Where'd he go?
Aku: He left.
Ben: What? I
got this tub of icky gravy for nothing!?
Starnik is conveniently frozen over there ya know.
*unfreezes* -doing? Huh? Damn it Cyros, I told you I-
*covered with icky gravy*
Ben: My work
here is done. *walks away*
...Cyros, run my class for me while I go bathe. *runs off*
Score one for the crazy lady!
did I just...
When did you get back?
was hiding around the corner, waiting for JUST this moment. People
think I luck into them, but really it's alot of planning
(In the next
Hello and welcome to philosophy. I am your teacher, Dr. Awesome, but
you can also call me master.
going to listen to you, it's only social convention.
*walks in* IS THIS ADVANCED PSYCHOS?!
ARE YOU IGNORING ME!?!
thank you for that. The rest of the class is yours, you may do whatever
the hell you want.
(In the Gym)
Students: *throwing dodgeballs at each other*
there's nothing quite like having teenagers throw rubber balls at each
this period's over! Everyone, get moving!
Students: *mumble and head toward their respective locker rooms*
don't know why Starnik was having a hard time with this. *grins evilly*
Now to be a little naughty, stop time and-
Hark! I hear the sound of peril, from... the girl's locker room!?
Students: *scream* HELP!
*runs* Here I come, to save the day!!! *enters girl's locker room,
Naoshi? What are you- *takes a quick peek at the girl students* doing
Looking for Advance Psychos! Physics! Whatever. By the way, these girls
look different without their shirts on.
*throws Naoshi out of the locker room*
Fine! See if I bake you a cake again!
*dusts hands off* And that's the end of that chapter.
Students: *scream* ACK, PERVERT!
*winces* Er, nice cut there Jenny.
MADE A BIRDHOUSE!
Right... *sitting in the corner woozy* I... don't care.
Students: *squeeze wood glue on an E-Can*
up the E-Can and drinks it* Ah, much- huh? *shakes hand* What the?
punks! *fires a leaf, cutting off a guy's mohawk*
Dude! He wrecked Tommy's doo!
Punk 2: He
can't mess with us! Come on boys!
Students: *brandish various electric saws*
Iga: ... Oh
*walks in* HEY, IS THIS ADVANCED PSY-
by and throws Naoshi at the sawblades* Yoink!
WHAAAA-*DEW DEW DEW!*
Mulch that log!
You're own your on for this one.
crap, is Kenji Inafune available?
Stay inside your own wall, please.
am bored of you. *flies off into the sky*
MY GOD HE CAN FLY!
Didn't you explode?
Yeah, I think so.
explodes from awesomeness overload)
*intercom* Who the hell is exploding down there!?
Uh... it was those guys! *points to the punks*
Students: What the-
Ben: And I
killed the lunchroom.
*intercom* You students; EXPLUSION! Heatman! ...move along.
Okay, I'm back, and looking more snazzy than ever!
Aku: How so?
Thanks! *takes it* Wait, who are you again?
Jim! HIIIII JIMMM!!!
intercom * There is a fight in the main hallway, Starnik, go break it
Ugh, fine. *runs off*
in another hallway]
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT-
*runs up* Alright, what's going on here?
*rips out another's spine*
ain't lookin' pretty.
WHAT! HE CALLED MORTAL KOMBAT, YOU ALL HEARD HIM!
beginning to see how Wily managed to get hold of this school.
*runs into the crowd*
OVER HERE! *uses Scorpion special on Naoshi*
the hell? That was...-
*punches Starnik outcold*
Aku: Oh for
the love of...
*sighs* Thank you. Now, to actually do what I wanted to do. *stops time
and head off to the girls bathroom*
(The door is
locks! My mortal weakness!
That boy ain't right.
*drags Starnik away for now*
don't you guys have classes?
let my class watch a movie. Cyke lent it to me.
Wily gave me like a dozen copies. Had to get rid of them somehow.
Couldn't you just throw them away?
Cyros: Did I
mention they double as ten-megaton bombs if they're thrown out?
...sounds so like Wily.
what movie?! *is somehow alive*
How the? *looks at bombless hand* Oh.
is getting ridiculous.
seriously. If I known life would be this ridiculous, I would have never
left my home!
back in- oh wait, I'm not supposed to say that yet.
idiots. Wily has ordered you all to go back to teaching. Get to it or
I'll force you the hard way.
Bring it fish boy.
chicka bow wow!
Student: Tucker! Shut, UP!
asked for it!
*blinks* What the- *is now standing in a freeway* DAMN YOU FLASHMAN!
where the Warriors are]
Iga: Do you
think Wily would be pissed at us for that?
not in the mood. People to expel and all.
god for deus ex machinas!
you. You gotta clean my bathroom when we go home.
Glad it ain't me.
just for that, you get to help him, hah! Now, get back to teaching!
passes, and finally, we arrive at the last event of the day...]
Wily: So, I
trust you've mushed up the minds of today's youth well enough by now?
really didn't need to do THAT much.
your "videos" did the rest.
WANNA SEE THE MOVIE! WHAT IS IT ABOUT? TELL ME! TELL M-
Okay, now I have to admit this joke is getting old.
shocked* What?! Really?
am I even being revived without the MERAB?!
Also, where is Advanced Psychos? I found it before...but then I lost it.
*looks at the room* Oh! *goes the wrong way* Advanced Psychos!!!!
...Where..WHERE DID IT GO?
for the. *face palms*
up Advanced Physics* And THAT'S how we create a super nova!
damn it, Heatman!
look at what you did!
Aku: Are we
in deep shit?
warriors goes outside of the building to see the police arriving*
can't! I'm made of them!
FIRE! *they shoot Naoshi to death*
a tally* He set a record.
your weapons or y-
I live again!
a minute- look! *Cyros points to the blown up students- they were
What a TWEEST!
you asshole *walks up to Wily* You better tell us what is going on!
guess is as good as mine. I mean, they can't all be robots, can they?
students rip off their faces, revealing robots! Same to the Police)
Wily: Oh god
????: Oh ho
janitor rips off his clothing, revealing Mr. X!)
Mr. X: I
fooled you! I fooled you all!
the heck!? It's Mr. X!
JUST! As I suspected!
no you didn't.
You mean this was all a scam!?
Indeed! I used my vast fortune to create this fake school body and made
it so you seemingly "won" it as a consolation prize!
Ben: You son
of a bitch! *loads a shotgun and aims it at Mr. X's head*
Iga: Uh oh,
*sweatdrops* Uh... you don't have to guts to pull the trigger!
Wily: Pull it damn you!
pull on Ben just as the gun goes off)
Mr. X: Well,
hope you all had fun! See in the business section! *flees*
Help me! Don't let them near me!!!
that Santa Claus?
yes it was. And his elves have presents for you.
PRESENTS!? I WANT PRESENTS! *runs toward the robot hoard* *DEW DEW DEW*
Aku: Here we
let's kill them all! *charges an atomic fire*
Warriors and Wily flee; Mr. Whiz and Bass show up)
Alright, what the hell is going on in-
ROBOTS AND ANGRY BEN!
in nuclear fire)
Whiz and Bass:
evening, at Skull Castle]
I've learned an important lesson; the children of the future can SUCK
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
SHUT UP! Freaking perverts.
Don't you mean Crazy Lady over there?
never got to see that movie...
it's best to not know what that movie was about... Don't even try
watching it for the sake of your Sanity... please.
Sanity? What Sanity?!
comes from the sand, shut up.
...that didn't make a lick of sense.
Riddle me this- do any of our adventures make any sense?
Aku: I hate
for that, guess who's going to watch over the new batch of Metools
you, by the way.
ain't touch' my.. *gets jumped by one*
Naoshi: Metools can be such cruel