by
Shadowstrike,
Naoshi,
Cyros and
AkutareWily’s
Warriors –
Season 2 –
I Know
What You
Ate Last
Tuesday;
It Was
Pizza
by
Shadowstrike,
Naoshi,
Cyros and
Akutare
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Cyros:
EVERYONE!
STOP! I
NEED TO
USE THIS
TV!Naoshi:
WHY?!Cyros:
THE NEW
POKEMON
MOVIE IS
ON! IF I
DON'T SEE
IT THERE
IS A GOOD
CHANCE I
MAY
DIE!Shadowstrike:
So? Naoshi
dies about
50 times
an
ep.Naoshi:
NOO! CYROS
IS GONNA
DIE GUYS!
It'll be
tragic...*cries*Cyros:
YOU
FOOL!
MOVE!
*throws
Shadow out
of the way
and runs
to the TV,
slamming
into
it*
Ben:
You change
the
channel
*ignites
his hand*
then there
is a good
chance you
may catch
a status
effect.
Iga:
Oh! Oh! Is
it
paralyzed?
Darksage:
Confusion?
Starnik:
Ungodly
speed?
Oh wait
only I
have that.
*continues
watching
the
tv*Shadowstrike:
What
about
Expressman?Starnik:
You shut
up!Naoshi:
Hurt by
burn?!Ben:
Yes. Good
job
Naoshi.
*tosses
him a
cookie*Naoshi:
YAY! *runs
to outside
and climbs
up to a
tree to
eat his
cookie*Cyros:
None of
you
understand
me! PLEASE
LET ME USE
THE TV!
THIS MOVIE
IS EPIC!
ASH
DIES!Shadowstrike:
'bout
time.Naoshi:
*yells
from
outside*
ASH DIED
IN THE
FIRST
MOVIE BUT
ONLY TO
COME BACK
TO
LIFE!Cyros:
*twitches*
Why you!
*activates
time
stopper*Naoshi:
Ha! What
did you
even
do?!Cyros:
Look
down.Naoshi:
*looks
below*
...Huh?!
Cyros:
You're
supposed
to fall
now.Naoshi:
SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT-*crash*Shadowstrike:
That's my
job.
Now go
back to
your room
and play
with your
Ash
doll.Cyros:
...
*snaps* I
AM SICK OF
HOW ALL OF
YOU TREAT
ME! ALL I
GET IS
BEING MADE
FUN OF
BECAUSE I
LIKE
POKEMON-Iga:
What?
Really?!Shadowstrike:
I never
would have
guessed...Cyros:
SEE! SEE!
THIS IS
WHAT I PUT
UP WITH
EVERY
DAY!Ben:
Oh stop
whining
you
baby.Cyros:
I AM SICK
OF ALL OF
YOU! SCREW
THE HELL
THE ALL OF
YOU!Starnik:
OW! I hate
when he
does
that!Shadowstrike:
...Screw
the hell
all of
you?Naoshi:
*appears*
Guys! I'm
fixed! *a
flash
occurs and
he falls
to pieces*
Ow!Naoshi:
This is
some good
steak!Shadowstrike:
You're
eating
your
napkin.
The food
didn't
come
yet.Naoshi:
Still
tastes
good!
*Munch
munch
munch*Darksage:
*sigh*...Ben:
God dammit
Starnik!
Where are
you with
our
takeout!?Cyros:
So glad
you all
liked my
idea of
having
tacos.Iga:
Tacos?
What are
you
talking
about
tacos?
Starnik
went to
get
pizza.Cyros:
But he
said he
was
getting
tacos...Cinder:
Guess he
lied...Ben:
What the
freaking
hell?
Didn't you
die? I
distinctly
remember
killing
you.Cinder:
*shrugs* I
got
better.Starnik:
PIZZA IS
HERE!!!!Naoshi:
YAY! MORE
FOOD!Iga:
That was a
napki-...
sigh
nevermind.Cyros:
*stops
time and
throws
Starnik to
the
wall* WHY
DID YOU
LIE TO
ME?!?Darksage:
Cyros!Shadowstrike:
Iga!Naoshi:
Ben!Ben:
Bass! PUT
DOWN THOSE
PIZZAS OR
I WILL
MELT
YOU!!
Bass:
*holding
the
pizzas*
Uh...I
gotta....*drops
them and
runs*Starnik:
*getting
out of the
wall*
Uh...whuzhappened?Cyros:
You lied
to me! You
said you
were
getting
tacos, and
clearly
those are
pizzas!Starnik:
Would you
feel
better if
I said
they were
taco
pizzas?Cyros:
Are
they?Starnik:
No, but
would you
feel
better if
I said
they
were?Naoshi:
Man, Taco
Pizzas?
I'm too
full, I
had enough
steak...Iga:
...Cyros:
THATS IT!
I AM SICK
OF IT
HERE! YOU
ALL SUCK
SCREW THE
HELL ALL
OF YOU!
*stops
time,
kicks
everyone,
then
leaves the
room*Naoshi:
OW! NOT
AGAIN!Ben:
Ha!
Bastard
didn't get
me this
time. *had
his lid
close
before the
attack*Shadowstrike:
Ow...wait...HE
TOOK THE
PIZZAS!Starnik:
HARK! MEN!
WE MUST
RETALIATE!
CHARGE
TOWARDS
HIS ROOM!
WE SHALL
TAKE THEM
BACK WITH
FORCE!Iga:
He is one
of
us...Starnik:
WITH
FORCE!Darksage:
But-Starnik:
WITH
FORCE!Cyros:
Stupid
idiots and
their dumb
pizzas
*gestures
towards a
pile of
them*Starnik:
CHARGE!Naoshi:
FOR
SPARTA!!!Cyros:
Gah! *is
thrown out
the
window*Starnik:
Nice job
men! Now,
take your
spoils!Shadowstrike:
Oh my
god...what
is that?
*points
towards
Cyros'
bed* Is
that... is
that a
pikachu
plushie?Iga:
Oh my god,
it
is!Ben:
Five bucks
if you can
throw
Naoshi out
the window
and hit
Cyros.Shadowstrike:
You're on!
*grabs
Naoshi*Naoshi:
EEP!Shadowstrike:
And out
you go!
*throws
him
out*Naoshi:
AHHHHHHHHHCyros:
OW! YOU
BASTARDS!!
OW!Shadowstrike:
Haha! Pay
up!Naoshi:
Yeah! Pay
up!Naoshi:
Eep!Darksage:
You missed
the
target,
'strike.Iga:
I think
that was
his
target...Darksage:
Why am I
not
surprised?Shadowstrike:
Either
would have
been
good...Starnik:
Let us
return to
the table
of
feasting!
This is a
joyous
occasion!Iga:
When did
Starnik
become
that
viking
from the
snickers
commercial?Darksage:
I don't
know, just
run with
it.Cyros:
*climbing
in thru
window*
Finally!Shadowstrike:
Not so
fast!
*throws
the bed
out the
window*Cyros:
YOU SON OF
A
B-*crash*Darksage:
You ever
think
we're too
mean to
the
kid?Shadowstrike:
Nope!Naoshi:
Helppp
meeeeeeDarksage:
Was that
Cyros or
Naoshi
that
time?Naoshi:
I'm trying
to climb
up the
wall and I
fell!Shadowstrike:
*closes
the
window*
Come on,
let's
go.Naoshi:*wearing
an inner
tube* Last
one in the
pool is a
rotten
egg!Starnik:
*sighs*
Wrong kind
of pool,
Naoshi.Naoshi:
Then
what's a
pool?!Ben:
*knocks
Naoshi off
with a
pool cue*
This
kind.Shadowstrike:
*in the
corner
playing
Metroid
Corruption*Iga:
*chalks up
his cue*
Your move,
'Sage.Darksage:
*expertly
uses the
cue and
hits in 3
billiard
balls*Iga:
Dang.Darksage:
You're
shot,
tinder
man.Iga:
*sighs*
Alright.
*takes a
shot, but
misses*Starnik:
Hahaha!
You
suck!Ben:
He's on
your
team.Starnik:
...oh.Naoshi:
*on the
pool
table,
belly
down*
Stroke!
Stroke!
Stroke!Ben:
Get off
damn
it!Cyros:
*runs in
the room*
SHADOW!
GET OFF
THE WII! I
NEED
IT!Naoshi:
Oh hey,
it's Cyke!
Hi
Cyke!Shadowstrike:
I'm
fighting a
boss. Piss
off.Naoshi:
METAAARIDDDLLLLEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYCyros:
BUT BUT
BUT MY
FRIEND
WANTS TO
BATTLE ME
IN POKEMON
BATTLE
REVOLUTION!Darksage:
You have
friends?Starnik:
OH!
BURN!!!Cyros:
*twitches*Shadowstrike:
Sorry
Cyke, but
I signed
up for
this time.
Play with
this.
*throws
him a game
gear*Cyros:
...okay,
but where
are the
games?Shadowstrike:
We only
have power
rangers.Cyros:
*twitches*
WHAT THE
F-Ben:
*knocks
Cyros out*
Oh be
quiet.Shadowstrike:
And I sold
your DS on
E-Bay.Cyros:
*wakes up*
WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!Ben:
*knocks
him out
again* And
stay
down!Starnik:
*in a refs
shirt* And
he's down
for the
count!
Winner is
ben!Ben:
*waves cue
around*
You wanna
be next,
pretty
boy!?Naoshi:
OH ME ME
ME ME
ME!Ben:
Eh,
fine.Naoshi:
The theory
of
relativity
is really
the
counterbalance
of how the
universe
in an
inverse
proportion
works in
an ideal
situation.Ben:
No one
upstages
me as the
resident
genius!Naoshi:
Mommy! I
don't want
to go to
school
today! I
want to
stay home
and bake
cookies
with
you!Ben:
That's
better!Iga:
*stares at
Cyros'
body*
Shouldn't
we do
something
about
this?Shadowstrike:
I have an
idea!Starnik:
Does it
involve a
pink
dress?Shadowstrike:
How'd you
know?Naoshi:
*wobbling*
Wow, I
must be
broken,
because I
was
staring
right at
Cyros one
moment and
the next
he's
gone!Iga:
Damn
storm!Shadowstrike:
NO! MY
GAME!Naoshi:
NO! My
eyesight!Starnik:
NO! MY-
wait, I
didn't
lose
anything.Darksage:
Wasn't
your
favorite
show on in
fifteen
minutes?Starnik:
*falls to
his knees*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!Ben:
Someone
needs to
go check
the
circuit
breaker.Shadowstrike:
Yeah, but
who?Cinder:
I'll
go.Shadowstrike:
Who're you
again?Cinder:
The
janitorStarnik:
No, that's
Whiz.Darksage:
I thought
he was the
cross-dresser.Ben:
No that's
Cyros.Iga:
I thought
he was the
Crazy
Lady?Shadowstrike:
ExactlyIga:
Okay, I'm
stumped.Cinder:
Yeah, Imma
go and
check the
power now.
*walks
out*Darksage:
So now
what do we
do?Ben:
See how
long it
takes to
melt
Naoshi?Starnik:
Intriguing,
intriguing...Naoshi:
See how
long it
takes you
guys can
let me
live?Shadowstrike:
Nah, too
boring.Naoshi:
Aww...Cinder:
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!Naoshi:
AH
GHOSTS!!!Ben:
That
wasn't a
ghost, you
moron. It
was... who
was that?
Shadowstrike:
The
janitor,
apparently.Starnik:
Egads! It
sound's
like
Cinder in
peril!
Quickly
men, was
must take
haste!Ben:
Why?Starnik:
Good
question.
Okay, let
us take a
haste...
with a few
pit
stops!Darksage:
WHOA.Starnik:
*sipping a
soda* Mmm
hmm.Shadowstrike:
So glad
Wily built
us this
generator-powered
pizza
oven.Darksage:
Why didn't
we use it
earlier?Iga:
It runs on
Naoshi
power.Naoshi:
Yay I'm
Pinky!Starnik:
Alright!
Naoshi:
Rejoic-Starnik:
Aw damn
it. Hey
Naoshi,
you say
some...
thing?Iga:
Oh
no.Shadowstrike:
You're
telling
me! The
pizza's
not even
done!Darksage:
Ben? Can
you
help us
out?Ben:
Up
yours.Darksage:
Iga?Iga:
I'm
allergic
to
fire.Ben:
*lights
Iga on
fire*Iga:
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*runs
down the
hallway
ablaze*Shadowstrike:
Hey! Get
back here
and cook
our
pizza!Starnik:
*sighs*
Way to go,
Ben. Now
we'll
never
finish our
pizza!
Darksage:
Well,
could
still do
so. I
mean, if
we can get
the power
back
on.Ben:
*burns the
pizza
beyond
recognition*Darksage:
...nevermind.Starnik:
Okay, I
think we
wasted
enough
time.
Let's find
out what's
taking
Scruffy so
long!Darksage:
Who?Starnik:
You know,
the
janitor.
That scuba
looking
guy. The
guy with
the
broom.Ben:
That's
Bubble
man, you
moron.
Whiz:
I'm the
janitor!Starnik:
Ah! We
have our
cannon
fodder-
er,
missing
companion!Whiz:
Huh?Starnik:
You're
just the
guy we
need to
help us
fix the
power!Whiz:
I
am?Starnik:
ONLY you
could!Whiz:
*gets
tears in
his eyes*
REALLY?Starnik:
Yes! YES!
YES!!!Whiz:
*salutes*
Mr. Whiz,
at your
service
SIR!Ben:
*grumbles*
As if his
ego wasn't
big enough
already.Shadowstrike:
March on!
For
Everlasting
Peace!Whiz:
And march
I shall!
WHIZ,
AWAY!!!Darksage:
*chuckles*
That was
good,
Starnik.Starnik:
Yeah. I
amaze
myself
sometimes-Whiz:
WAUGH!!!Warriors:
!Starnik:
Dammit
no!Whiz:
For the
love of
Inafune
help-
*WHOOSH!*Warriors:
OO;Darksage:
I'm...
hesitant
to get
going
now.Starnik:
Our
next
volunteer!Darksage:
*points to
Shadow*
He's
talking
about you,
man.Shadowstrike:
No no I
thinks
he's
talking
about
Iga.Ben:
Iga isn't
here,
stupid.Iga:
*runs by
again, on
fire*Shadowstrike:
There he
is.Iga:
OHMYGOD IM
ON FIRE
SOMEONE
HELP ME OH
MY GOD MY
SPINE!Shadowstrike:
You'll be
fine!Iga:
SHUT UP
YOU
BASTARD!
Starnik:
Okay, this
our
chance,
let's
go!Darksage:
Oh my
god!Shadowstrike:
Oh wait,
it's
ketchup!
*sees the
spilled
bottle*Darksage:
Yeah, but
look next
to
it!Starnik:
But who's
is it?
Ben:
*walks
over*
Hmm...*smears
some on
his hand*
*tastes
it*Starnik:
Eww,
Ben!Ben:
What? Oh
by the
way, this
is Whiz's
blood.Darksage:
I knew
it!Shadowstrike:
But we're
robots. We
don't have
blood.Ben:
Blood,
body
coolant,
whatever!Shadowstrike:
And look!
Next to it
is
Naoshi's
arm.Iga:
Don't you
have about
50 of his
arms?Shadowstrike:
Yeah, but
this one
is the
limited
edition!Starnik:
*grabs it*
Dibs!Shadowstrike:
Aw
nuts.Darksage:
Hey Iga!
You're not
on fire
anymore!Iga:
Yeah, all
my armor
burned
off.
...And...
I'm...
naked.Shadowstrike:
Oh...Iga:
I feel so
ashamed.
Someone
please end
my
misery.Iga:
OH MY GOD
SOMEONE
SAVE
ME!Shadowstrike:
Ew...I
don't want
to help
the naked
guy...Starnik:
Same here.
Maybe next
time,
Iga?Iga:
I HATE YOU
ALL! YOU
BASTARDS!
*disappears*Starnik:
And here
comes the
killer
rock
horror
music.Ben:
Where the
hell is it
coming
from?
Shadowstrike:
Probably
the
intercom
system.Starnik:
You need a
cough
drop.Ben:
Tough
luck. I
don't have
one.Darksage:
Well it's
not really
working,
sorry.Starnik:
What,
this wall?
We can't
see
anything.Starnik:
*stares*
WHAT
THE!?Ben:
Huh?Darksage:
*gasps*Shadowstrike:
AH! IT'S
ET THE
GAME!
Shadowstrike:
*looks
upward*
Oh, it's
just Whiz
dressed
like
HUH!?Whiz:
*dressed
like an
oranged
haired
anime
girl*
Help...
me...Starnik:
Uh, I
wouldn't
go as far
to say
that...Ben:
Ugh! Damn
it, all
over
me!Starnik:
*shrieks*
Get it
off, get
it off,
get it
off!Shadowstrike:
*fans the
whole
group,
getting
rid of
them*Darksage:
Alright
chuckles,
you've had
your fun!
Now come
out here
and face
us like a
man!Starnik:
Yeah! Mano
Y
GhostoBen:
No,
fighting
is more
fun for
me.Starnik:
*blinks*
What are
you
smoking,
dude!?
Shadowstrike:
A duel
master?Ben:
That
bastard!
To play
the lowest
form of
all
music!Darksage:
What about
rap?Ben:
Okay,
second
lowest!Starnik:
Hey, rap
was good
back in
the mid
90'sBen:
Okay, you
know what?
FUCK YOU
ALL!Ben:
HOLY SHIT!
*clutches
the
edge*Starnik:
Ah!
Ben!Shadowstrike:
I got him!
*grabs
Ben's
hand*Ben:
*pulls
upward,
sending
Shadow
into the
hole*Darksage:
Phew!
Better him
than
me!Darksage:
DAMN YOU
KARMAAAAAAAAAAA!Starnik:
...Ben:
...Starnik:
Well,
looks like
we're
gonna need
some new
members
again,
right
Ben?Ben:
Shut up,
maggot!
We're
gonna get
to the
bottom of
this.Starnik:
Aw, do we
have
to?Ben:
YES.Starnik:
Uh, fine.
But if I
die, you
stay away
from my
funeral.Ben:
What
funeral? I
was
planning
on
throwing
your body
into a
ditch.Starnik:
You're a
real good
friend,
you know
that,
right?Ben:
Bite
me.Ben:
Well, we
made it to
the power
room.
Come on.
*walks in,
then
stops* I
said COME
ON!Starnik:
Just a
sec!
*runs in
wearing
kitchen-utensil
armor*Ben:
...what
the hell
are you
wearing?Starnik:
Protection!
There's a
mad
ghost/madman/robot
on the
loose!Ben:
...*melts
the
utensils
off the
scarlet
speedster....who
isn't the
flash*
You're a
disgrace
to robot
kind.Starnik:
You're a
disgrace
to
reverse
reincarnated
people.Ben:
What the
hell,
you're not
supposed
to
know that
yet!Starnik:
I'm
not?Starnik:
Ah! It's
you!Ben:
How'd you
even find
out.Starnik:
TELL US
WHO YOU
AREBen:
I kind of
figured it
out
already.Starnik:
Then why
didn't you
SAY
ANYTHING!?Ben:
Because
you'll
never
learn
anything
if I keep
babying
you!Ben:
The hell?
Aren't
they those
kids from
that
crappy
anime
show?Starnik:
WHAT THE
HELL ARE
THEY DOING
TO EACH
OTHER!?Starnik:
Ugh,
always
with the-
HOLY
CRAP I GOT
IT!
*Phoenix
Wright
impression*
YOU'VE
BEEN FOUND
OUT,
CYROS!Starnik:
WHOA, HOLY
SHIT.Cyros:
*has
ripped off
his face
skin and
his lower
jaw
bone*Ben:
What
you're
supposed
to be a
Terminator
rip-off
now of
something?Starnik:
Man, talk
about
shoddy
knock
off.Cyros:
Not...
the...
point...
*holds up
a remote
control*
Now... how
about a
game?Ben:
Is it
Pokemon?
*ignites
hand*Cyros:
No... this
is... the
Game
Gear...
from
before...Starnik:
We have to
play power
rangers?Cyros:
Not quite.
*click*Starnik:
AIEEE!!!
*ducks*Ben:
*ducks
into his
armor,
deflecting
them*You
have to do
better
than that,
dick
face!Cyros:
Hehehe...
*presses
another
button,
sending a
giant bolt
of
lightning
out at
Ben!
*Ben:
*is hit*
SON OF A
WHORE!Starnik:
Haha!Ben:
*falls
down,
unmoving*Starnik:
Oh...Cyros:
Now
then...
*throws
controller
away* Time
to pay the
piper...Starnik:
Yeah,
about
that.
*fires a
Quick
Boomerang
at
Cyros*Cyros:
*fades in
and out of
space/time
to avoid
it*Starnik:
WTF
HAX!Cyros:
Bwhaha!
*raises
buster*Starnik:
Running
time!
*runs*Cyros:
Bwahaha!
*blinks of
existence*Starnik:
Gah! Show
yourself!
Cyros:
*appears*
Here I am!
*disappears*Starnik:
*spins
around
firing too
late* Hold
still!Cyros:
*appears*
Nuh uh.
*whacks
Starnik
with
Whiz's
leg*Starnik:
Oof! Wait,
was that
Whiz's
leg?Cyros:
Why...
*admires
it* Yes it
is.Starnik:
His
shaving
leg?Cyros:
I suppose
so.
*throws it
away*Starnik:
*runs
foward,
catches it
and throws
it at
Cyros*Cyros:
*gets
stuck
under his
jawless
mouth*
MMPH!Starnik:
Chew on
that!
Haha, I'm
so
clever.Cyros:
*spits it
out*
GRRR...Starnik:
Oh shit!
*runs*Cyros:
*chases
after
him*Starnik:
Help! SOS!
Man the
lifeboats!
Where the
hell is
everybody!?
*opens a
door*
Hello!?Starnik:
*shuts it*
*opens the
next door*
Hello!?Starnik:
Sorry.
*shuts
door*
Wily:
How
rude.Bass:
Someone
end my
misery.Wily:
Get back
down
there!Starnik:
*opens
another
door*
Hello!?Starnik:
Quickman.Starnik:
But I'm
being
chased!Starnik:
Aw poo.
Now
what?Cyros:
A-HEM.Starnik:
Oh right.
*runs*
*opens
next door*
Hello!?Starnik:
Ack!
*slams it
shut*Bass:
Wait!
Don't
go!Wily:
Who said
you could
get
up!?Starnik:
*opens
next door*
Hello!?Starnik:
Oh, hi
guys.
*slams it
shut*
*opens
next door*
Hello!?Starnik:
*sidesteps
as Cyros
runs into
the open
room*Cyros:
*falls*
Oww!Starnik:
*locks the
door
shut*Starnik:
VICTORY!
Now to
save the
others.Starnik:
*opens
previous
door* Hey
guys, I've
come to OH
MY
GOD.Starnik:
Oh god,
it's too
unbearable
to watch!
Iga is
still
naked!Iga:
--;Shadowstrike:
Can you
untie us
please?Starnik:
Your not
tied.Darksage:
EMP ties.
Turn off
the
emitter.
It's in
the
corner.Ben:
Now
before I
kill
you!Starnik:
Maybe I'll
leave you
for
last...Ben:
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARNIK!Starnik:
Ugh, fine.
Bunch of
babies.Starnik:
Oh god
dammit.Cyros:
*laughs
evilly*
You see?
YOU CAN'T
WIN
AGAINST
ME!Starnik:
What is
your major
malfunction,
crazy
lady!?Cyros:
You
thought,
heh, you
thought
you could
make fun
of me,
treat me
like shit,
and I
wouldn't
eventually
snap? Is
that what
you
thought?Shadowstrike:
Well,
yeah.
They're
just
jokes, you
spaz.Cyros:
*aims
buster at
Shadow's
face* YOU
SHUT UP
BEFORE I
DO TO YOU
WHAT I DID
TO
WHIZ!Shadowstrike:
What,
dress me
up like
Misty? You
pervert.Cyros:
*laughs
insanely*
Oh worse!
Don't you
wonder
what
happened
to
Cinder!?Starnik:
Who?Ben:
Do you
mean
scruffy?
Cyros:
*glares*
Yeah.
Him.Shadowstrike:
Well where
is
he?Cyros:
*points*
Look.
Treble:
*chews on
the
remains of
Cinder's
head*Starnik:
Treble!?
Bad dog,
bad!Treble:
*growls*Starnik:
Uh, I
mean, good
doggy!
Good
boy!Treble:
*barks and
trots
off*Ben:
Twisted.
Sounds
like
something
I'd
do.Cyros:
Why thank
you.Ben:
That still
doesn't
change the
fact that
I'M GOING
TO MURDER
YOU ONCE I
GET OUT OF
HERE!!!Cyros:
You think
I wanted
to do
this!? Do
you even
know who I
am!?Shadowstrike:
Crazy
Lady?Cyros:
Yes! I
mean no,
NO!
Starnik:
Yeesh,
pick a
name and
stick with
it
already!Cyros:
You know
what!? I'm
gonna kill
you all.
But before
I do, not
only am I
going to
force you
to watch
this
crappy
anime, but
I'm going
to tell
you ALL
ABOUT
MY-Starnik:
Who are
you?Iga:
Hey,
um...since
our Cinder
is dead
and all,
want to
replace
h-Starnik:
Wait
wait wait!
Shouldn't
we look at
a few
people?
*knocks
Cyros out
again*Starnik:
Wait, one
more
thing.Starnik:
*removes a
thing from
Cyros'
cracked
head*Shadowstrike:
Is it
candy?Naoshi:
CANDY! I
WANT
SOME!Starnik:
I dunno.
Looks like
the chip
thingie
from
Terminator.Ben:
Again with
the
Terminators!Starnik:
Yeah. You
want
it?Iga:
Doesn't
Cyros need
that
or
anything?Starnik:
Meh, I'm
sure he'll
be
fine.Cyros:
DuuuuuuuuhBen:
*knocks
Cyros out
again* He
keeps
waking up
when he
shouldn't.
Plus he's
ugly as
hell.Shadowstrike:
How did
Wily find
you to
find
us?Shadowstrike:
What were
you doing
here in
the middle
of a power
outage?Darksage:
Why were
you in our
base?!Naoshi:
Submarines
are people
too!Naoshi:
Yes.
Mother
fucking
Submarines.Starnik:
Huh?Darksage:
You're too
young to
curse!Naoshi:
Awww! I
tried to
be all
hip...Starnik:
Well
finally-Starnik:
...Starnik:
*starts
kicking
Cyros'
body*Shadowstrike:
Hey, get
me a piece
of that
action!Ben:
Me
too!Naoshi:
MY turn,
my
turn!Starnik:
You know
what
they say!
The more
the
merrier!Cyros:
*bandaged
up* So
you're
saying I
fell into
what
again?Starnik:
Trash
compactor.Aku:
Ya
okay?Cyros:
And who're
you?Shadowstrike:
He is your
ranking
officer.Aku:
Aku,
Indy.. The
New
Bubbleman.
*takes off
his
fedora*Cyros:
No, that's
Starnik-
whoa,
another
BubblemanAku:
Yup, that
be
me.Cyros:
Say,
wouldn't
happen to
know where
my lower
jaw is
right now?
And my
face,
while
you're at
it?Naoshi:
I HAVE A
NEW HAT
*wearing
it on his
head*Treble:
*pounces
on
Naoshi*Naoshi:
OH THE
HUMANITY!
AHH!!!Starnik:
so, I
guess
everything
worked out
okay.Ben:
Except
Scruffy
died.Starnik:
...who?Ben:
Exactly.Aku:
So what
now?Darksage:
We end
this
episode so
we can
transition
to the
next one,
I
guess.Aku:
Works for
me.Naoshi:
OW MY LEG!
GIVE
ME BACK MY
LEG YOU
DAMN
DOG!Ben:
Okay,
epilogue's
over.
*turns*
GO HOME
ALREADY!THE END